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Funny Deer Jokes...
- Thread starter Jwiggins762
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Next time someone tells you they say a deer coming to work.ask them how they know it was going to work.
It really irritates them.
It really irritates them.
Just a Swinging!
Mama is in the kitchen fix-in Christmas pie
Daughter is on the phone telling her boyfriend big fat lies
Brothers in his bedroom playing XBox 360
I'm down in the swamp sitting in a tree.
Just a swinging*****Just a swinging*****
I hope ya'll are seeing more deer than I am.
Mama is in the kitchen fix-in Christmas pie
Daughter is on the phone telling her boyfriend big fat lies
Brothers in his bedroom playing XBox 360
I'm down in the swamp sitting in a tree.
Just a swinging*****Just a swinging*****
I hope ya'll are seeing more deer than I am.
Two long term hunting buddies in their 70s head out for opening day of deer hunting. They don't get anything but had a good time, and decide to head home. On their way back, they meet a funeral procession. One buddy says - "Well we had a great hunt this morning, but it is kind of sad that someone has lost a loved one." The other buddy says - "Yep, I'm sure going to miss her."
Three guys are waiting at the Pearly Gates. First guy approaches St. Peter, and St. Peter asks where he is from. The guy says New York City and St. Peter and the guy then talk for an hour about Wall Street, stocks and bonds and high finance. Second guy approaches St Peter and St Peter asks him where he is from. The guy says southern California and St. Peter and the guy talk for an hour about Silicon Valley, high-tech, Hollywood and movie stars. The third guy approaches St. Peter and St. Peter asks him where he is from. The guy says Wisconsin. St. Peter says "Get your deer yet?"
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no balls?
No f'ing idea..
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no balls and no legs?
Still no f'ing idea..
Sent from up in a tree