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No wife. But the last live in girlfriend when I was doing one of my hybrid videos and she walked in...
“you’re so f*cking weird.”
She wasn’t wrong. I responded with “I’m weird, but think about the hundreds of people will spend five minutes of their finite time on earth WATCHING it. How weird do I seem now.”
she just walked out.
Girl I was seeing until recently - “why can’t you just shoot a deer from the ground.” - well said lady - I tell people that all the time. And it’s taken to heart haha
“you’re so f*cking weird.”
She wasn’t wrong. I responded with “I’m weird, but think about the hundreds of people will spend five minutes of their finite time on earth WATCHING it. How weird do I seem now.”
she just walked out.
Girl I was seeing until recently - “why can’t you just shoot a deer from the ground.” - well said lady - I tell people that all the time. And it’s taken to heart haha
TRUTH
My wife said to me.... Why do you waste your time hunting from that saddle? You haven’t killed a thing this year!
My response to her............
Wife: 4 deer
Me: 0 deer
My response to her............
Wife: 4 deer
Me: 0 deer
DB4x4
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Recently came to the conclusion that I am apparently allergic to the Wally World green goo Scent-A-Way soap/shampoo. Struggled all season with red irritated skin on and off and couldn't figure out W T F was going on. At one point, I had a painful rash on my legs and groin and ended up going to Urgent Care because I literally couldn't take it anymore. I thought maybe it was athlete's foot or poison oak...
Wife: Aww, did your little hunting diaper give you diaper rash?
Wife: Aww, did your little hunting diaper give you diaper rash?
DB4x4
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I finally figured it out when I didn't hunt for a couple of weeks after I shot my buck and it cleared up. Went out for the gun opener with my wife, and boom... Redness is back. LIGHTBULB... It's the green goo, you idiot.
Trying an Aveeno fragrance free soap now. Any other scent free soap suggestions are welcome via PM.
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this made me laugh. Too funny
Vtbow
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And thats why she's the ex....is she the one that convinced you to cut up a perfectly good hunting camp trailer and try to turn it into some hipster business on wheels?
Word for word from my wife's mouth. She probably gets more upset with my saddlehunter.com time than she does from my disappearing for a month and a half during deer season.
Barking Mad
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A few years back, after returning from an unsuccesful, wet, late season duck hunt:
" Seems that you'd be more effective in bringing protein to the family if you just swam around in the pond. You could use your beard as a sieve and catch us plankton."
" Seems that you'd be more effective in bringing protein to the family if you just swam around in the pond. You could use your beard as a sieve and catch us plankton."
"Did you shoot any ducks, babe?"
"Did i go duck hunting? Did i take my shotgun? Of course I shot ducks."
"Mmm hmm"
That "mmm hmm" is the most devastating combination of sound waves to ever devastate a man's sense of masculinity.
"Did i go duck hunting? Did i take my shotgun? Of course I shot ducks."
"Mmm hmm"
That "mmm hmm" is the most devastating combination of sound waves to ever devastate a man's sense of masculinity.
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I would have been in a lot of trouble cause I’d would have asked my wife, “the brooms out, did you do any sweeping?” After waking up from getting hit with a cast iron skillet I would have just said “yes dear.”
I learned quite recently the best answer to any question is "yes, dear." Even if I didn't hear the question.
huntin_addict
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Bro I've been operating on that response for years.I learned quite recently the best answer to any question is "yes, dear." Even if I didn't hear the question.
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Seems reasonable though...
Where do you guys buy these wives at? Any new technology? Pre orders on any lighter faster smarter more forgiving models? I don’t have one and am just starting my research. Please don’t post pictures of yours, that would be weird.
I got mine from the “she’s different, no really, she really is different” store. YMMV
This may be the only area where I tried more options (girlfriends/dates) than I have saddle designs/climbing methods before finding the right fit. Just like saddle setups, everyone wants something different.
The moment that I realizes the stars were aligned was when my wife told me "The kids are eating all the deer meat really fast. If this keep up, we might need to shot some of the deer in the back wood (I have 2 acres of funnel wood right between corn fields and DNR land) when they are older, its cheaper this way."
FINALLY one good things from having lots of kids.
FINALLY one good things from having lots of kids.