I reminded my wife last night that next weekend I'm going to be gone for the weekend. Her response "Is it time for my vacation to start already?"
Hahaha, my wife said the same thing.I reminded my wife last night that next weekend I'm going to be gone for the weekend. Her response "Is it time for my vacation to start already?"
However, my wife has been asking for about 3 weeks when her vacation startsI reminded my wife last night that next weekend I'm going to be gone for the weekend. Her response "Is it time for my vacation to start already?"
Like she don't know alreadyOur season opens in the morning. This morning first thing my wife asked...where are you hunting this weekend?
And this is how the many a separation began. Just start taking her with you. First kill and maybe she will catch the fever lolMe: yea I’ve been getting nothing but doe pictures on my cell camera. They are still fun to look at though. I might need to move or adjust it soon.
wife: oh great here comes another 6 months of nothing but deer hunting talk… bleh….
Me: I didn’t even say anything about deer hunting!
Wife: yea. But you were thinking it, it’s getting that time of year again.
Well 3 years into marriage and she’s starting to get the hang of the whole deer season thing at least lol
This is great! Y’all schedule days to use the bathroom too must be a lot of kids in that householdGranted I put the hunting season in the google calender months and months ago hahaView attachment 53341
Granted I put the hunting season in the google calender months and months ago hahaView attachment 53341
Please tell me you are taking a poo not just once a week on Thursdays?
No kids and no responsibilities, she just thinks we got them when she tries to treat me like one about chores. The bathroom is simply a reminder to clean the bathrooms not to use the bathroom.This is great! Y’all schedule days to use the bathroom too must be a lot of kids in that household
What separation? She had no hobbies but is welcome to come with me whenever she wants. She came with twice last year and might just try and get her in a tree this year if I can get her warm enough and to stop drinking so much coffee and having to pee every 15 mins on the hour. She invited herself last year haha. I guess she likes hanging out with me more than she hates deer hunting lolAnd this is how the many a separation began. Just start taking her with you. First kill and maybe she will catch the fever lol
That is until you make her drag your deer for you...What separation? She had no hobbies but is welcome to come with me whenever she wants. She came with twice last year and might just try and get her in a tree this year if I can get her warm enough and to stop drinking so much coffee and having to pee every 15 mins on the hour. She invited herself last year haha. I guess she likes hanging out with me more than she hates deer hunting lol
my wife is a lot of things, but at 5’2” and 125lbs, able to drag a deer equal to her weight is not one of them. If I had her drag a deer it wouldn’t move lol.That is until you make her drag your deer for you...
It was more teasing. Some of my friends claim hunting season lead to their divorces lolWhat separation? She had no hobbies but is welcome to come with me whenever she wants. She came with twice last year and might just try and get her in a tree this year if I can get her warm enough and to stop drinking so much coffee and having to pee every 15 mins on the hour. She invited herself last year haha. I guess she likes hanging out with me more than she hates deer hunting lol
He takes 3 poos before sunrise, remember? He's probably pumping his septic tank once a week.Please tell me you are taking a poo not just once a week on Thursdays?
This just in from the Mrs regarding hunting, “well at least you’re not playing video games all the time.”
I should start a book full of wife quotes. Post up any funny quotes your wife has made about you and your hobbies. Bonus points for comments on hunting or saddle hunting specifically.
How funny would it be if you came home and you were both tagged out because she submitted some kills for you once she was out of tagsMy wife reminded me last night that she will be killing all the deer while I’m in France for 2 weeks! She just wanted to make sure I didn’t hide the tractor keys so she can drag them outta the woods
That’s not far from reality!!!How funny would it be if you came home and you were both tagged out because she submitted some kills for you once she was out of tags
My wife reminded me last night that she will be killing all the deer while I’m in France for 2 weeks
You can tell her that she doesn't have to remind you, because we don't let you forget how many more deer she shot than you last year.