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All day sits and pooping

Is it really that big of a deal to get down, stretch your legs a bit and drop a dook?

With an all day sit I'd be likely to forget about my deuce and drop down right on it...
 
Crap, poop, diamond, loaf, play doh, dook, deuce... if I left any out free free to add. Lol

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You have to train your body to contain the butt lava. It takes years of practice, even some unfortunate eruptions along the way, but the benefits outweigh the struggle it takes to get there. You have to focus mind, body and spirit to withhold catastrophic failure.

My strategy is to hold it on the drive in so it can build up both substantial back pressure and considerable volume. Then, when I get parked, I step in the woods and fire it into the dark abyss. That way I’m cleaned out to the max. 3 passes with the wet wipe and I’m headed to the tree for an all day sit.

An added perk is that if you let it fester long enough, it’ll come out hard as a rock and you don’t even need to wipe more than once.
 
Since i started hunting i just about always have to poo when i get in the woods. I guess im so nervous it just hits me, idk. I use to hate it and try and hold it in but now i just embrace it. Nothing like pooing in the woods. Just remember to always bring toilet paper or you may not have that undershirt, sock or socks, underwear on after.
 
Drink all the coffee you need at least two hours before you hit the woods, and try to poop at least once during that time. John Eberhart poops in a ziploc right in the tree then carries it out with him. Slides his saddle down below his butt and catches a Cleveland Steamer right in the ol’ freezer bag, still tethered in. I’m not man enough for that; I have to plan ahead for poop.
 
Drink all the coffee you need at least two hours before you hit the woods, and try to poop at least once during that time. John Eberhart poops in a ziploc right in the tree then carries it out with him. Slides his saddle down below his butt and catches a Cleveland Steamer right in the ol’ freezer bag, still tethered in. I’m not man enough for that; I have to plan ahead for poop.
Seriously????
 
When you gotta sling a Big Mac dook, it is always expedited in the deer woods. Always bring John bucks ( toilet paper) it is also great to have when you are blood trailing...... see a drop tear off a piece of paper. It really helps on a sparse blood trail.
 
Drink all the coffee you need at least two hours before you hit the woods, and try to poop at least once during that time. John Eberhart poops in a ziploc right in the tree then carries it out with him. Slides his saddle down below his butt and catches a Cleveland Steamer right in the ol’ freezer bag, still tethered in. I’m not man enough for that; I have to plan ahead for poop.
I would not put it past him.
 
Two of my favorite things about hunting and camping are going to bed as soon as the sun goes down and pooping in the woods!

If you have a mesh saddle just eat a bunch of taco bell the day before and itll flow straight through the net...
 
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