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Joke of the Day!!!!!!
- Thread starter huck72412
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essdub
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I dunno. what?
essdub
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Nice
essdub
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LOL. Nice. Let's keep them going!
swampsnyper
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My father inlaw refers to me as his outlaw. Me and my sister n law. So we gladly excepted and call ourselves the outlaws side of the family. We don't want to be in anyway!
Jake and John are 6 and 8 year old brothers that thought it was just about time they grew up and turned into men.
John: "You know Jake, I really think we're old enough to be able to use cuss words whenever we want. Dad and his friends do all the time, so why can't we?"
Jake: "You're right - when mom comes down, let's use 'hell' and 'damn' and see what happens."
In a few minutes Jake and John's mother came down the stairs and asked the boys what they wanted for breakfast.
The older boy, John, piped up first.
John: "Aw hell mom, just give me some Fruit Loops."
The mother instantly lost her mind and smacked John across the face. He quickly jumped out of his seat and tried desperately to avoid the flailing arms of his mother as she chased him up the stairs to his room. Jake could hear John crying and his mother screaming all the way across the house.
After a while the mother came back down the stairs straightening her dress and trying to gain her composure. Her face was red with anger.
Mother: "Jake, would you like anything for breakfast?"
Jake: "I don't know, but I'm sure not asking for any damn Fruit Loops."
John: "You know Jake, I really think we're old enough to be able to use cuss words whenever we want. Dad and his friends do all the time, so why can't we?"
Jake: "You're right - when mom comes down, let's use 'hell' and 'damn' and see what happens."
In a few minutes Jake and John's mother came down the stairs and asked the boys what they wanted for breakfast.
The older boy, John, piped up first.
John: "Aw hell mom, just give me some Fruit Loops."
The mother instantly lost her mind and smacked John across the face. He quickly jumped out of his seat and tried desperately to avoid the flailing arms of his mother as she chased him up the stairs to his room. Jake could hear John crying and his mother screaming all the way across the house.
After a while the mother came back down the stairs straightening her dress and trying to gain her composure. Her face was red with anger.
Mother: "Jake, would you like anything for breakfast?"
Jake: "I don't know, but I'm sure not asking for any damn Fruit Loops."
:lol: :lol:
essdub
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I'm enjoying these jokes, but I'm not sure I know any that are clean enough to post here.
Wish I did though
Wish I did though
I HATE TACOS!
Said no juan ever.
Said no juan ever.
essdub
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That's good.
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