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Jokes and Memes - NO POLITICS

I have suspected for some time that my wife is cheating on me. You know, the usual signs of the phone rings, I answer it and the caller hangs up. Plus, she's going out with the girls...a lot. :rolleyes: I've tried to stay awake when she comes home, but usually fall asleep.
Anyway, last night about midnight, I hid in the shed, behind my boat. As she got out of a strange car, she was buttoning her blouse and slipped back into her panties.

It was at that moment, crouched behind my boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the entire thing? :cool:
 
Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed arbiter of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose in the other members' private lives. Church members were unappreciative of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup truck parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.

She commented to George and others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny; he said nothing.

Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house... and left it there all night! :D
 
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