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Jokes and Memes - NO POLITICS

Saddle hunter at the end of 2022: I have 6 saddles, 4 packs, 2 one sticks, 3 sets of climbing sticks, two hang ons, one climber, three platforms, a ROS, and 600 ft of various climbing ropes Im done buying any more gear

‘2023 slightly more expensive similar gear is open to pre order”

Saddlehunters:
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Saddle hunter: I’m done with Tethrd products! The Mantis gave me hip pinch, the phantom threading is coming undone, the gen 1 predator cracked, the gen1 one sticks came apart, gen 2 one stick recalled, the skeletors standoffs bent, so I will not buy another tethrd product!

*Tethrd releases gen 3 one sticks in a different color**

Same Saddle hunter:
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Time for another Army Basic Training story.

Monday is always 'inspection' day we get the morning to clean our whole bay of the smallest dust particle, then the drill sgt always toss our nicely made bunks for any little imperfection. Once awhile they would tip a locker over in 'anger' at our disgraceful job. Well one day the drill sgt tip over a locker and we heard a scream from inside the locker. Turn out one of my 'battle buddy' was hiding in the locker because he didn't want to clean, but he fell asleep! He broke his arm from the fall, needless to say a bunch of people would of got in trouble.....so everyone 'agreed' that he accidentally slipped and fell off the stairs. Hey accident happens right?
 
HuumanCreed said:
Time for another Army Basic Training story.

Monday is always 'inspection' day we get the morning to clean our whole bay of the smallest dust particle, then the drill sgt always toss our nicely made bunks for any little imperfection. Once awhile they would tip a locker over in 'anger' at our disgraceful job. Well one day the drill sgt tip over a locker and we heard a scream from inside the locker. Turn out one of my 'battle buddy' was hiding in the locker because he didn't want to clean, but he fell asleep! He broke his arm from the fall, needless to say a bunch of people would of got in trouble.....so everyone 'agreed' that he accidentally slipped and fell off the stairs. Hey accident happens right?
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I was at a USCG command where we junior Puddle Pirates lived 2-to-a-room in dorms while learning certain things. If it was discovered that a trainee's room was empty while the lights were on, it would fall upon our senior shipmates to conduct a Search and Rescue mission to find the missing Swabling. As might be expected, Coast Guard takes SAR missions very seriously, and these missions were excruciatingly thorough. Better check under the mattress for a victim. Is someone drowning inside the socks? Better unroll them all and toss them around the room. Is someone drowning in the dirty laundry bag? Better check that thoroughly. All of both roommate's clean and dirty clothes got co-mingled and scattered around the room? Well, that's too bad, but a small inconvenience when the mission is saving lives...
 
At the end of a funeral for a well known cardiologist, the casket was closed and it was rolled away into a heart shaped vault. I thought this was rather unique, but noticed the lady standing next to me was giggling. :)
I asked, "What's so funny?"
She said, "I was thinking about how my own funeral would end, I'm a gynecologist."
Just then, the guy standing on the other side of my passed out and hit the floor. I asked, "What's wrong with him?"
She said, "Don't mind him. He's a proctologist." o_O
 
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