Jokes and Memes - NO POLITICS

[tarafrost]

 

[tarafrost]

 

[Ambushd]

 

[NMSbowhunter]

Here is why the Predator is so successful. He makes necklaces of the squirrels and armadillos that fake him out while he is on stand. Talk about adapting to become a more deadly predator!

 

[Exhumis]

 

[MNFarmHunter]

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I’m waiting for the day…many years from now…that I become a Grandpa.

For my son, his kids will learn the utter enjoyment of 1,000’s of lego pieces, scattered across the carpet.

For my daughter, her kids will be gifted the MOST ANNOYING Christmas decoration that ever existed that singing an annoying song when touched…which was gifted to my daughter when she was young.


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[Fgirtyman]

Thread for a place to put a Meme or joke. For anyone who might need a laugh or smile these days.
I thought I would start out with this one.
Keep it PG-13!!!!! Or less.

Florida folk may not get this.

 

[Exhumis]

 

[DB4x4]

 

[Chrighton]

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[gameflogger]

 

[DB4x4]

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I've heard of a front shoulder mount. Never heard of a rear shoulder mount...

 

[Fl Canopy Stalker]

Going all trad this year. Leaving my thermal sensor in the ship.

Increasing your cannon FOC. Anyone snorted the micron dust?

It was a game changer

 

[BowhunterXC]

My daughter called and said she had a flat tire.
I said, "Call your husband."
She said, "I did, but he didn't answer."
I said, "Don't you have a spare?"
She said, "Yes, but he didn't answer either."

 

[MattMan81]

A classic comic favorite of mine.

 

[BowhunterXC]

I've been meaning to have a long talk with my son about his shop lifting addiction and it's the expensive stuff too.
However, I think I'll wait until after Christmas.

 

[BowhunterXC]

When I told my wife I loved her, she said it back. It was so amazing I felt so special.
Later my wife said that she was bluffing, but later when we had a pregnancy scare and I told her no to worry that I would take care of us and the baby. She then fell in love with me.
Which is funny because that time I was the one that was bluffing.

 

[Dewey]

 

[BowhunterXC]

Always carry a spare gas can in your vehicle. If you run out of juice, you can just walk to a charging station and fill it up with electricity.
I like how the diesel tow truck is waiting on the electric car to charge. Totally defeating their purpose.

 

[MattMan81]

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I love the old people jokes. I send them to my dad. He enjoys them.