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Official un-official 2021 contest hype

Zero One Actual said:
The ones at the truck stops or the four legged ones?
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Most of our lot lizards are 2x-3x an average man's weight.... However majority of the jumbos migrated down from more northernly home ranges. The native lizards, on average, and depending on the amount of salvia and bath salts in thier diet, are less than 100 pounds...
 
Weldabeast said:
Most of our lot lizards are 2x-3x an average man's weight.... However majority of the jumbos migrated down from more northernly home ranges. The native lizards, on average, and depending on the amount of salvia and bath salts in thier diet, are less than 100 pounds...
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Don’t forget the amount of meth used

It’s a primary part of the central FL lot lizard diet


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Tapeworm said:
Don’t forget the amount of meth used

It’s a primary part of the central FL lot lizard diet


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Wait I’m confused…. How many latitude meth’s are required for a lot lizard to hunt? :sweatsmile:
here I am thinking they preferred ground blinds and no knee pads
 
Weldabeast said:
Most of our lot lizards are 2x-3x an average man's weight.... However majority of the jumbos migrated down from more northernly home ranges. The native lizards, on average, and depending on the amount of salvia and bath salts in thier diet, are less than 100 pounds...
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Nutterbuster said:
Whut 'n tarnation y'all doin' in hair?
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Getting ready for weldabeast’s foray into competition. I think us Floridians should get double the score for any legal buck we take since ours are so much smaller (both in size and population) than most every where else’s. I mean an 8pt here that weighs 140 is like shooting a P&Y buck in Michigan or in the Midwest… We are handicapped by lack of numbers and size.
 
Nutterbuster said:
This is very mildly political, but in a lighthearted way, and I think it manages to say more about Florida and its relationship to the rest of the south than I ever could.

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The accuracy is astounding! Alligator’s in Missouri and Kansas! I like it lmao
 
Fl Canopy Stalker said:
Getting ready for weldabeast’s foray into competition. I think us Floridians should get double the score for any legal buck we take since ours are so much smaller (both in size and population) than most every where else’s. I mean an 8pt here that weighs 140 is like shooting a P&Y buck in Michigan or in the Midwest… We are handicapped by lack of numbers and size.
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Oh no.....I said the same.before understanding the rules and was promptly told I was a sniffling baby with a victims mentality.... weldabeast never forget @Cajunshooter hahahah. No hard feelings
 
Weldabeast said:
I'm not exactly sure the rules....something about teamwork and I stopped caring
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I saw something about 5pts for a buck and a point for every inch of his rack???? I thought yes I can get at least 11 pts if I shoot a “big one” :sweatsmile:
 
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