Patient Zero?

[BuffaloBill]

This happened locally. Wonder if this is how CWD spreads to humans?

Owensboro man arrested in Muhlenberg Co. for sexual abuse of an animal

Central City Police say a driver called 911 to report seeing a man having sex with a dead deer on the side of the road.

www.14news.com

 

[mschultz373]

I hope it was a doe otherwise he’s gay

InB4 the great HIV/CWD crossover

 

[rutjr]

I hope it was a doe otherwise he’s gay

InB4 the great HIV/CWD crossover

Kinda depends on his pronouns!

 

[Westdesign03]

Wow…

Interesting that even dead deer still have rights.

 

[BuffaloBill]

Wow…

Interesting that even dead deer still have rights.

Yeah I mean…I’m not justifying it but it’s kind of a victimless crime right? Assuming the deer was dead, it’s literally roadkill.

 

[NMSbowhunter]

Chances are this is just the first time he got caught...you can bet they will be looking closely into what this guy has been doing with his spare time.

 

[huntin_addict]

WITAF?!?!

 

[Blacksmith]

And.. We Claim To Not Be A Third World Country ???

 

[NMSbowhunter]

And.. We Claim To Not Be A Third World Country ???

That's not a 1st or 3rd world thing...that's a whole other world entirely, lol.

 

[krub6b]

And.. We Claim To Not Be A Third World Country ???

in a third world country road kill doesn't rot on the road, it goes in the nearest soup pot....

 

[Blacksmith]

in a third world country road kill doesn't rot on the road, it goes in the nearest soup pot....

Yep Can't Say I've Every Seen a Critter on the Side of the Road Overseas!

 

[BTaylor]

Chances are this is just the first time he got caught...you can bet they will be looking closely into what this guy has been doing with his spare time.

Let's hope so.

 

[DroptineKrazy]

Guess I won't be pickin up any more roadkill

 

[BuffaloBill]

Guess I won't be pickin up any more roadkill

The meat will be tenderized for you.

 

[CooterBrown]

I assume he didn't have any hands.

 

[HuumanCreed]

He claimed the buck tricked him by shedding his antler. He swears he is not gay.

 

[DroptineKrazy]

He claimed the buck tricked him by shedding his antler. He swears he is not gay.

Hey, who knows what a deer identifies as nowadays?

 

[mschultz373]

me: *shoots gigantic 10pt, bruiser of a deer*
*goes to mandatory check station*
dnr: how goes it
me: check this bruiser I shot!
dnr: oh no, sir that's Linda, she's an antlered doe... do you have any doe tags?
me: no
dnr: *jail time*

 

[raisins]

I had to google search it because I figured it was a parody. Nope. I find the writing funny in an accidental way.

And I quote:

"When they got him to the jail to change, they said blood and deer hair were also around his privates."

Ya know what? In his mugshot, he looks ashamed. I think we might have a chance to rehabilitate this one

 

[Zero One Actual]

Real question is who’s this guys Timber Pimp that set this arrangement up?