I posted this on the Bonehead moves thread figuring it would get a laugh. All it got was blanks.
Maybe our team might get a laugh. Al this is true. the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
On Saturday, my quiver popped off my bow when it got caught in brush as I was pulling it up. Rappelled down then ascended back up RADS. With one stick it would have been brutal. I descended and ascended one more time, I can't remember why. I am convinced I chose the right climbing method.
On Tuesday, I went into the thick stuff at 8:30AM. I shot a doe at 10:30 AM. Left my rope tethered up the tree while tracking. Found deer and gutted. Did not have a drag rope. Put crossbow on ground. Dragged deer ahead 30 yards down deer trail by hand. Went back to get crossbow and moved it ahead of deer 30 yards. Repeat 5X then came to horse trail and proceeded to drag deer by hand down horse trail. Have to go get my rope and stuff to the right. Hey, where is my crossbow? Go back to deer trail to get crossbow. Drag deer with right hand holding bow in left hand. Nerve shock runs through right arm. Take right into thorny brush to get rope and pushpole. Did remember to tie my red gear hanger to the tree nearest to where the deer was when shot. Retrieved rope and pushpole and went back out to horse trail, tied deer to rope and dragged her out. Another uneventful hunt.