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Limited time only though, so act now.
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Offer good while supplies last.
2 to a customer.
Each item sold separately.
Batteries not included.
Mileage may vary.
All sales are final.
Allow 6 weeks for delivery.
Some items not available.
Some assembly required.
Some restrictions may apply.
So, come on in.
Come on in.
Come on in for a free demonstration and a free consultation with our friendly, professional staff. Our experience and knowledgeable sales representatives will help you make a selection just right for you and just right for budget.
And say - don't forget to pick up your free gift:
a classic, deluxe, custom designer, luxury, prestige, high-quality, premium, select, gourmet pocket pencil sharpener.
Yours for the asking. No purchase necessary. It's our way of saying thank you.
And if you act now, we'll include an extra added free complementary bonus gift: a classic, deluxe, custom designer, luxury, prestige, high-quality, premium, select, gourmet combination key-ring, magnifying glass, and garden hose in a genuine imitation leather-style carrying case with authentic vinyl trim.
Yours for the asking. No purchase necessary. It's our way of saying thank you.