I'll always have fond memories of the "secret" thread. I was following all the drama from the hospital waiting for my son to be born. To those of you without kids yet that think you're going to sit there and be a star world-class doola for your wife or baby mama, have fun with that fantasy. It's the most miserable boring I mean most exciting hurry up and wait experience of your life. And it was like getting all excited for Christmas morning and then opening up a steaming turd. Not my kid, the secret. The kid is ok.