You might be a saddle hunter if...

[DB4x4]

How about a Foxworthy-ish thread about saddle hunting?

You might be a saddle hunter if...

- You see pictures of someone with a big buck and think, "Yeah .. But what kind of tree did he shoot him out of?"

- You own more carabiners than dinner plates.

- Your boots are laced with Amsteel, because why not?

- A climber looks more like a drum set to you nowadays.

- You are more worried about dropping ounces than pounds.

- You feel to need to tell everyone that you are a saddle hunter.

 

[Red Beard]

You've ever pondered the MBS of dental floss

 

[Exhumis]

You constantly have to defend your tree diaper to your tree stand hunting friends

 

[rhagenw]

Sing praise of a new game changing system to only sell game changing system for a new game changing system

 

[dlist777]

You've actually sold something on SH to a hunter because you found something better. Then, you changed your mind and bought the same thing back. Then, you realize you bought it back from the same guy you sold it to....and, he didn't realize it either....

 

[kyler1945]

At this point:

- you’re subscribed to the hunting public on YouTube.
- you have a Facebook account.
- you don’t have sole access to premium whitetail habitat.

 

[Letemgrowitllshow]

You've actually sold something on SH to a hunter because you found something better. Then, you changed your mind and bought the same thing back. Then, you realize you bought it back from the same guy you sold it to....and, he didn't realize it either....

I've had this happen to me more than once.....

 

[always89y]

you've contemplated and planned your steps to "turn, tuck and roll" in the event of a catastrophic failure, and have convinced yourself that successful execution it is plausible.

 

[paradocs]

You go on and on about hip pinch at work, and then get a memo to meet with Human Resources.

 

[Kenbama]

You don't picture a dog scooting in the grass when you here the phrase (Sit and Drag)

 

[Teddy9871]

You cringe at the sound of a climber going up a tree off in the distance

 

[BTaylor]

When you are just as excited about rappelling form the tree with a deer in bow range and making it to the ground undetected as you are the dead one laying over there about 60 yards.

 

[TNSTAAFL]

You keep an open browser with Eastern Woods Outdoors loaded on it.

 

[Gamover06]

your son comes out of his room with paracord attached to his pull up and says daddy I am ready to go hunting

 

[Bigterp]

You’ve refreshed this site more than 20x today

 

[MattMan81]

You see a deer on the way home from work, and look at the tree line for a good tree to hang in.

 

[DB4x4]

your son comes out of his room with paracord attached to his pull up and says daddy I am ready to go hunting

...you read this sentence ^ and initially assume @Gamover06 is talking about a new pull up rope of some kind....until you read it 3 more times and realize your assumption makes no sense...and that he is literally talking about toddler training pants...

 

[NATHAN]

You cut the straps off of something you just bought.
You consider spending another$$$ on something that you already have because it is 1" smaller or 2 oz. lighter.

 

[Gamover06]

...you read this sentence ^ and initially assume @Gamover06 is talking about a new pull up rope of some kind....until you read it 3 more times and realize your assumption makes no sense...and that he is literally talking about toddler training pants...

Bahahahahaha

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[TreeCreep]

How do you know someone is a saddlehunter?

Dont worry they will tell you.