Thanks bud!That is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Great job telling your story. We as dedicated outdoorsmen can all relate. If you ever listen to the Wired to hunt podcast, Mark has a funny story on one episode where he tells the story about the "poop blind" incident.
That is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Great job telling your story. We as dedicated outdoorsmen can all relate. If you ever listen to the Wired to hunt podcast, Mark has a funny story on one episode where he tells the story about the "poop blind" incident.
Yes, but you may also be a bald ass liar lol, if you havnt had to take an emergency dump in the woods are you even a hunter?
Got any pics or a video.... I'm a visual learnerLMAO!! That had me in tears.
Always happens while I'm in the woods, the dreaded "uh-oh gotta go now, dammit!" Must be a reaction my body has when I get in the woods, sorta like a dog that gets all excited and starts humping everything in sight. I don't fight it anymore, well I haven't in years. I pack "business paper" in a ziploc bag and take care of my business with all the creature comforts I need. The most important part of the procedure is to reach between your legs and grab your belt from your backside and pull it to behind your knees while assuming the position so the flight path is clear of obstructions. Also, for the men here, remember to keep your "fire hose" pointed in a safe direction or risk hunting in wet clothing . . . ask me how I know . . .
You've got yourself a youtube channel in the making right there!LMAO!! That had me in tears.
Always happens while I'm in the woods, the dreaded "uh-oh gotta go now, dammit!" Must be a reaction my body has when I get in the woods, sorta like a dog that gets all excited and starts humping everything in sight. I don't fight it anymore, well I haven't in years. I pack "business paper" in a ziploc bag and take care of my business with all the creature comforts I need. The most important part of the procedure is to reach between your legs and grab your belt from your backside and pull it to behind your knees while assuming the position so the flight path is clear of obstructions. Also, for the men here, remember to keep your "fire hose" pointed in a safe direction or risk hunting in wet clothing . . . ask me how I know . . .
Got any pics or a video.... I'm a visual learner
She would have to be in it too.....if your going to put together a woods poo instructional video your going to have to cover both genders.I explained to my wife it was gonna be an instructional video but she still refused to help film it