fawnzy
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So, a lawyer, a Jewish man and a Hindu man are out for a drive in the country. It's late in the evening when their car breaks down and no one has roadside assistance. They decide to walk up to a local farm house and ask if they can stay the night.
The men ring the doorbell and after the farmer answers explain their situation and ask for lodging.
The farmer replied, "I can help you out, but only 2 of you can sleep in the house. One of you gots to sleep in the barn.
Well, the Jewish man speaks first. "Alright, I'll go sleep in the barn." He walks off to the barn and everyone else goes upstairs in the farm house.
5 min later, the doorbell rings. Everyone comes downstairs and answers the door. It's the Jewish man. "I can't sleep in the barn," he says, "there's a pig in the barn!"
The Hindu man then speaks and says, "Ok, I'll go sleep in the barn." He walks off to the barn and everyone else heads upstairs.
5 min later, the doorbell rings. Everyone comes downstairs and answers the door.
It's the Hindu man and he says, "I can't sleep in the barn, there's a cow in the barn!"
Well, now the lawyer is pissed because he knows what's coming. "Fine, I'll go sleep in the barn!" he thunders and storms off to the barn. Then everyone heads back up stairs to bed.
5 min later, the doorbell rings. They all head downstairs and answer the door. It was the cow and the pig!!!!
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The men ring the doorbell and after the farmer answers explain their situation and ask for lodging.
The farmer replied, "I can help you out, but only 2 of you can sleep in the house. One of you gots to sleep in the barn.
Well, the Jewish man speaks first. "Alright, I'll go sleep in the barn." He walks off to the barn and everyone else goes upstairs in the farm house.
5 min later, the doorbell rings. Everyone comes downstairs and answers the door. It's the Jewish man. "I can't sleep in the barn," he says, "there's a pig in the barn!"
The Hindu man then speaks and says, "Ok, I'll go sleep in the barn." He walks off to the barn and everyone else heads upstairs.
5 min later, the doorbell rings. Everyone comes downstairs and answers the door.
It's the Hindu man and he says, "I can't sleep in the barn, there's a cow in the barn!"
Well, now the lawyer is pissed because he knows what's coming. "Fine, I'll go sleep in the barn!" he thunders and storms off to the barn. Then everyone heads back up stairs to bed.
5 min later, the doorbell rings. They all head downstairs and answer the door. It was the cow and the pig!!!!
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