So you were in the process of unwrapping newly acquired fleece pouches from
@DanO and you somehow managed to almost lop off two fingers? You need to slow down when opening packages with industrial shears!
I almost took my thumb off removing a wall oven door when the hinge snapped back and pinched the webbing between said thumb and index finger. Quite a few expletives exploded from my mouth as I was struggling to release my hand and out came a few more when I finally did and saw the bone exposed. That "flesh" wound throbbed for over a week and was sensitive for a few months even after the stitches were removed. Probably didn't help that they forgot to remove one stitch so I removed it after finally realizing it was in there!
Sorry to hear you had an unfortunate accident and I wish you good luck and a speedy recovery.