Bucket Contest Smack Talk Thread

[DanO]

If @DanO starts stocking EWO branded buckets does that count as "mom and pop"?

Only 1008 minimum order quantity for the buckets. I'm sure I could sell a couple, let me see if I have any use for 1006 buckets around the shop.

 

[kyler1945]

Thank you, kind sir

spite kills make me happy!

 

[JSEXTON23]

Only 1008 minimum order quantity for the buckets. I'm sure I could sell a couple, let me see if I have any use for 1006 buckets around the shop.

It can be marketed as dual purpose. “The E.W.O. Killin Bucket. Take yer deuce while killin a moose with the Eliminate Waste On-site Killin Bucket.”

I’ll collect my royalties for the licensing on that in the form of EWO gift cards.

 

[kyler1945]

It can be marketed as dual purpose. “The E.W.O. Killin Bucket. Take yer deuce while killin a moose with the Eliminate Waste On-site Killin Bucket.”

I’ll collect my royalties for the licensing on that in the form of EWO gift cards.

excellent pod to ship stuff in. Buckets with kids. Stuff their purchase in there, ship it! Reusable shipping container!

*lids….haha, please don’t send your kids to us dano

 

[JSEXTON23]

excellent pod to ship stuff in. Buckets with kids. Stuff their purchase in there, ship it! Reusable shipping container!

*lids….haha, please don’t send your kids to us dano

Wow, talk about a dark post. Shipping kids might get DanO shutdown

 

[JSEXTON23]

excellent pod to ship stuff in. Buckets with kids. Stuff their purchase in there, ship it! Reusable shipping container!

*lids….haha, please don’t send your kids to us dano

Spend $100 get a free bucket!

 

[Weldabeast]

Waterproof mobile saddle hunting storage system.....nesting design, oring seal on the lid, quiet, rugged....u are totally missing out @DanO

It's all about the branding

 

[MNFarmHunter]

Only 1008 minimum order quantity for the buckets. I'm sure I could sell a couple, let me see if I have any use for 1006 buckets around the shop.

For a business owner, you're so narrow minded.

We have buckets because buckets hold things. Instead of selling a bucket with your logo, sell them as a "kit" and make a killing.

EWO BUCKET HUNTING KIT!!!
Includes:
-Premium, non-metallic bucket which doesn't react to butchered meat
-Exclusive camo toilet paper which won't attract your prey's attention
-Limited time only crocs in EWO colors
-Collectors edition EWO catalog to read while waiting for your prey to arrive

 

[DanO]

I'm starting to see the light. But y'all haven't met my kids - they won't fit in these buckets (5' 10" to 6' 8").

Coming soon - buckets with LIDS, not kids.

 

[Weldabeast]

I'm starting to see the light. But y'all haven't met my kids - they won't fit in these buckets (5' 10" to 6' 8").

Coming soon - buckets with LIDS, not kids.

Some of mine still fit.....can I sent them to u?

 

[Weldabeast]

Just send them back after hunting season is over please

 

[Benman]

Speaking of naming all deer Chuck Mangione, this bucket (different bucket, but a man can never have too many buckets) is filled with #ManagioneMix Bruiser…..

Also, there are a couple of guys on here whose season took a turn for the worse when I killed the above deer. They named it “The Spirit Fawn” and they will tell all kinds of sordid tales about how it was my fault that they suck at hunting. Purely coincidence so if they find this thread, pay them no mind

This deer shall not be discussed

 

[dalton916]

Not my fault….

 

[Benman]

This has been discussed….and you out voted

 

[dalton916]

Where’s the dislike button?

 

[mtsrunner]

I love this thread. My first kill ever was from a bucket.


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[Weldabeast]

 

[BTaylor]

Get outta here wid yo bougie bucket. You might get bant for such foolery.

 

[Schwonkhead]

I like it, definitely fits with the no camo aspect.

 

[kyler1945]

Just fill the entire bucket with spray foam. Really knocks the noise down.