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gcr0003

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That’s everyone at the public archery range the weekend before archery season opens. They don’t shoot all year or buy a bow right before season starts. You get to talking to them and they tell ya their hitting the woods in a couple days but their groupings look like bird shot
 

ketch22

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That’s everyone at the public archery range the weekend before archery season opens. They don’t shoot all year or buy a bow right before season starts. You get to talking to them and they tell ya their hitting the woods in a couple days but their groupings look like bird shot
It’s insane what people take as acceptable. I see the same thing with guns, guys go”group” at 100. They’re happy hitting a pie plate and call it good then take shots at 2-300 yards because the box tells them the ammo should do this…..

my school of thought is if I haven’t shot it myself to know what the gun or how is going to do, I won’t take the shot.
 

gcr0003

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It’s insane what people take as acceptable. I see the same thing with guns, guys go”group” at 100. They’re happy hitting a pie plate and call it good then take shots at 2-300 yards because the box tells them the ammo should do this…..

my school of thought is if I haven’t shot it myself to know what the gun or how is going to do, I won’t take the shot.
Yea I lived right next to the archery range and would shoot year round multiple times a week. I would usually only see one or two other guys that were regulars. Then like clock work the weekend before season every redneck with a compound or crossbow would be out there and every lane would be filled up lol.

To not tangent the joke thread. Multiple cross gun shooters would ‘borrow’ picnic tables to prop up their guns while dialing them in lol It was more frustrating back then since they would block multiple lanes, but now I have to laugh at the absurdity like, “did that guy really just drag a whole picnic table 60 yards so he could prop his crossgun on? Yes, yes he did.”
 

Aeds151

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Yea I lived right next to the archery range and would shoot year round multiple times a week. I would usually only see one or two other guys that were regulars. Then like clock work the weekend before season every redneck with a compound or crossbow would be out there and every lane would be filled up lol.

To not tangent the joke thread. Multiple cross gun shooters would ‘borrow’ picnic tables to prop up their guns while dialing them in lol It was more frustrating back then since they would block multiple lanes, but now I have to laugh at the absurdity like, “did that guy really just drag a whole picnic table 60 yards so he could prop his crossgun on? Yes, yes he did.”
Do they make game changing carbon picnic tables? Would be tuff hiking with a regular picnic table to most of the places we go.


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Marriage Tip #47:
When your wife is mowing the lawn, that's not the best time to ask when supper will be ready. o_O
The other day I was sitting on the tailgate with a cold drink watching the wife mow. The neighbor lady walked by and was like..."What are you doing just sitting there while she mows the yard? You oughta be hung." I just winked at her and said I am.
 

BowhunterXC

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A guy sticks his head in a barber shop door and asks how long it will be before he can get his hair cut.

The barber tells him it'll be about an hour and a half, but to take a seat and he'll get to him.
The guy says, "No thanks! I'll come back later."
A couple of days later this same guy sticks his head in the barber shop door and asks how long before he can get his hair cut.
The barber tells him it'll be a couple hours, because there's several ahead of him. He offers the guy to take a seat and he promises to get to him.
Just the same, the guy declines and says he'll come back later.

The barber has had enough and asks one of the men waiting to follow that guy. He says, "That guy's always coming in here asking about getting his hair cut, his hair is always cut, but I think he's getting it cut at the other barber shop, down the street."

One of the other patrons offers to follow the guy to see where he's going.
About 20 minutes later the patron comes back and he's laughing pretty hard.

The barber says, "Well? Is that guy down at the other barber shop?"

The patron says, "Nope!" He's down at your house." o_O
 
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