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Might as well climb down and find a new place to hunt cuz after you drop a deuce you ain't going to see a deer there for weeks

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I avoid it at all costs. I usually shut er down for the hunt, but we eat like Kings at deer camp, so eventually we ___ like Kings.
 
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I would go saddle up, pants down.

If saddle is up you can’t hang. It will slip up under your armpits and then you can’t wipe. It’s a bad situation to be in 20ft up. Maybe you could just spin around and rub your butt on the tree. Or if you are the really prepared type, you could preset a strip of tp there already waiting.
 

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I would go saddle up, pants down.

If saddle is up you can’t hang. It will slip up under your armpits and then you can’t wipe. It’s a bad situation to be in 20ft up. Maybe you could just spin around and rub your butt on the tree. Or if you are the really prepared type, you could preset a strip of tp there already waiting.
 

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#2 is always a climb down and find a nice cozy spot for me

Sometimes you don’t have time. Don’t you know diarrhea is the fasted thing in the world!
Let me tell you about Boudreaux , Thibadeax, and Pierre. Pierre told his buddies he knew what was the fastest thing in the world. He said a blink. It’s so fast you can’t even see it.
Thibadeax so no, it got to be electricity. When I flip the switch the light is instantly on. Boudreaux said y’all all wrong. He said it’s diarrhea. Before I could blink or flip the light switch, I **** myself!
 
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Sometimes you don’t have time. Don’t you know diarrhea is the fasted thing in the world!
Let me tell you about Boudreaux , Thibadeax, and Pierre. Pierre told his buddies he knew what was the fastest thing in the world. He said a blink. It’s so fast you can’t even see it.
Thibadeax so no, it got to be electricity. When I flip the switch the light is instantly on. Boudreaux said y’all all wrong. He said it’s diarrhea. Before I could blink or flip the light switch, I **** myself!


I guess that is why the mesh is important.
 
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Sometimes you don’t have time. Don’t you know diarrhea is the fasted thing in the world!
Let me tell you about Boudreaux , Thibadeax, and Pierre. Pierre told his buddies he knew what was the fastest thing in the world. He said a blink. It’s so fast you can’t even see it.
Thibadeax so no, it got to be electricity. When I flip the switch the light is instantly on. Boudreaux said y’all all wrong. He said it’s diarrhea. Before I could blink or flip the light switch, I **** myself!
I haven't had a problem....yet. I know others who have. Im certainly not above it. Good point though.
 

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We're all just down in the dumps.
 
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Sometimes you don’t have time. Don’t you know diarrhea is the fasted thing in the world!
Let me tell you about Boudreaux , Thibadeax, and Pierre. Pierre told his buddies he knew what was the fastest thing in the world. He said a blink. It’s so fast you can’t even see it.
Thibadeax so no, it got to be electricity. When I flip the switch the light is instantly on. Boudreaux said y’all all wrong. He said it’s diarrhea. Before I could blink or flip the light switch, I **** myself!

One time during bow season I was in a a climber. The tree was part of a cluster of 3 trees that all grew from one small mound in the swamp. They all met at the bottom and angled out from each other.

Well something was coming that could beat a blink. I did a spider monkey move from my stand and slid down another tree to the mound.

Then had a bear walk up on me as I was balancing on a couple dead tree laying off edge of mound, so I wasn’t in water. Had too scare it off.

Toilet paper was up in pack hanging 30 ft above me, along with bow, thermacell & stand.

Had to sacrifice my socks & shirt.

Then climb 30ft up neighboring tree & spider monkey back into stand. Arms and chest got all tore up from bear hugging my way up.

Still had a small buck come in but was too small.

Walked back to truck barefoot and shirtless after hunt. Cuz I hated the feeling of rubber boots with no socks.

Morale of the story is if u abandon ship, atleast throw ur ziplock bag of TP overboard with u. Also it is very difficult to climb up a tree with no limbs.
 
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Sometimes you don’t have time. Don’t you know diarrhea is the fasted thing in the world!
Let me tell you about Boudreaux , Thibadeax, and Pierre. Pierre told his buddies he knew what was the fastest thing in the world. He said a blink. It’s so fast you can’t even see it.
Thibadeax so no, it got to be electricity. When I flip the switch the light is instantly on. Boudreaux said y’all all wrong. He said it’s diarrhea. Before I could blink or flip the light switch, I **** myself!
Boy dat Cayenne pepper will put it on you in a hurry!

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One time during bow season I was in a a climber. The tree was part of a cluster of 3 trees that all grew from one small mound in the swamp. They all met at the bottom and angled out from each other.

Well something was coming that could beat a blink. I did a spider monkey move from my stand and slid down another tree to the mound.

Then had a bear walk up on me as I was balancing on a couple dead tree laying off edge of mound, so I wasn’t in water. Had too scare it off.

Toilet paper was up in pack hanging 30 ft above me, along with bow, thermacell & stand.

Had to sacrifice my socks & shirt.

Then climb 30ft up neighboring tree & spider monkey back into stand. Arms and chest got all tore up from bear hugging my way up.

Still had a small buck come in but was too small.

Walked back to truck barefoot and shirtless after hunt. Cuz I hated the feeling of rubber boots with no socks.

Morale of the story is if u abandon ship, atleast throw ur ziplock bag of TP overboard with u. Also it is very difficult to climb up a tree with no limbs.
I always where two pairs of socks just for this reason.

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I always where two pairs of socks just for this reason.

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Usually keep spare socks in pack but day before was a thunderstorm and everything got soaked.

Grabbed a back up pack and forgot to put extra socks in it.


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