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Dumbest Deer Hunting Superpower

Then again. If you had super powers would you waste them hunting? I would use them to be rich. That way I could spend all the time I wanted to really hunt them with the challenges that come with it. Not having to worry about yard work, changing the oil in the car, fixing stuff around the house, and making dinner for the kids. I could pay someone to do that and devote as much time as I wanted to hunting animals. Using super powers to kill one would be a short season.
 
MattMan81 said:
Then again. If you had super powers would you waste them hunting? I would use them to be rich. That way I could spend all the time I wanted to really hunt them with the challenges that come with it. Not having to worry about yard work, changing the oil in the car, fixing stuff around the house, and making dinner for the kids. I could pay someone to do that and devote as much time as I wanted to hunting animals. Using super powers to kill one would be a short season.
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Fair point to which I'll add, I'd totally be the super villian

Most superheroes: dead parents, life partners always getting kidnapped, crappy day jobs, can't sit down for 2 seconds without the world needing saved, suoeevillian always trying to kill you, always having to go through painful character development, has to put up with annoying sidekicks and team members, can't kill the baddie cuz "then I'd be no different", never allowed to have fun and cut loose

Most supervillians: rich, either no day job or super-awesome CEO, couldn't care less about parents or life partners but usually has some smoking-hot evil side-chick, no real character development (you know who you are and roll with it), awesome evil lair, minions/army/henchmen that never run out no matter how many you gleefully murder on a whim, no qualms about murdering people who get in the way of your vision to execute a perfect utopia, you know the hero will at most lock you up, no problem getting into shenanigans and unleashing your full power
 
Nutterbuster said:
Fair point to which I'll add, I'd totally be the super villian

Most superheroes: dead parents, life partners always getting kidnapped, crappy day jobs, can't sit down for 2 seconds without the world needing saved, suoeevillian always trying to kill you, always having to go through painful character development, has to put up with annoying sidekicks and team members, can't kill the baddie cuz "then I'd be no different", never allowed to have fun and cut loose

Most supervillians: rich, either no day job or super-awesome CEO, couldn't care less about parents or life partners but usually has some smoking-hot evil side-chick, no real character development (you know who you are and roll with it), awesome evil lair, minions/army/henchmen that never run out no matter how many you gleefully murder on a whim, no qualms about murdering people who get in the way of your vision to execute a perfect utopia, you know the hero will at most lock you up, no problem getting into shenanigans and unleashing your full power
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hmmmmmm…… now that you put it that way……
 
Nutterbuster said:
Fair point to which I'll add, I'd totally be the super villian

Most superheroes: dead parents, life partners always getting kidnapped, crappy day jobs, can't sit down for 2 seconds without the world needing saved, suoeevillian always trying to kill you, always having to go through painful character development, has to put up with annoying sidekicks and team members, can't kill the baddie cuz "then I'd be no different", never allowed to have fun and cut loose

Most supervillians: rich, either no day job or super-awesome CEO, couldn't care less about parents or life partners but usually has some smoking-hot evil side-chick, no real character development (you know who you are and roll with it), awesome evil lair, minions/army/henchmen that never run out no matter how many you gleefully murder on a whim, no qualms about murdering people who get in the way of your vision to execute a perfect utopia, you know the hero will at most lock you up, no problem getting into shenanigans and unleashing your full power
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You forgot to mention the empty, lonely hole inside of your soul and the fact that try as you might, none of your demented plots ever come fully to fruition. Things always fall apart for you at the last minute. You’re prone to boasting which always ends up biting you in the end. Most of all you’re just a bored guy looking for any kind of attention he can get good or bad and you spend most of your nights drinking to forget that your beer now tastes just as flavorless in your undersea volcano lair as it did in your two bedroom suburban ranch in Tulsa.
 
BackSpasm said:
You forgot to mention the empty, lonely hole inside of your soul and the fact that try as you might, none of your demented plots ever come fully to fruition. Things always fall apart for you at the last minute. You’re prone to boasting which always ends up biting you in the end. Most of all you’re just a bored guy looking for any kind of attention he can get good or bad and you spend most of your nights drinking to forget that your beer now tastes just as flavorless in your undersea volcano lair as it did in your two bedroom suburban ranch in Tulsa.
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Don't forget the incessant desire to monologue. 'Ol @Nutterbuster already has that one down cold though.
 
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