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How do you piss out of a saddle?

Why do people pee in a container? In a pop up blind I do, but in a tree I pee off the side. I’ve read too many stories of people peeing on scrapes or peeing out of a tree and minutes later deer show up.


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dpierce72 said:
Couple important notes: Don't pee where you will be lowering your bow or any other equipment ...And don't pee into the wind!
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During the shotgun hunt a shell fell off my carrier when pulling my gun up so I left it laying there below me with the intention of grabbing it at the end of the night.

Guess where my pee went.


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Kowi Anukasha said:
I'm just glad someone else ask this question. I was worried at first because I gotta have my coffee in the stand. But where their is a will theirs a way is all I can say.
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I found plastic bottles of cold coffee at the grocery store. They have milk and sugar and make a great way to have a coffee out in the woods when you don’t want to stop and heat something up it drag a thermos with you.


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robstewart said:
Why do people pee in a container? In a pop up blind I do, but in a tree I pee off the side. I’ve read too many stories of people peeing on scrapes or peeing out of a tree and minutes later deer show up.


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I go in a bottle so there is no chance I can get it on any of my gear, it has nothing to do with the scent control factor, I dont want any chance of piss getting on my clothes my climbing sticks my saddle my platform and it only takes 1 gust of wind on a calm day to make that happen.

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Just go through holes in your platform


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Up here in the north where temps are single digits you don't have to worry about pee getting on your gear cause it freezes into sleet on the way down.

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"Its pile of piss cold"... is what I hear on my annual Canadian snowboard trip..
 
I unzip, aim at a leaf or twig, and fire away. Nothing earth shattering.
 
DaveT1963 said:
I unzip, aim at a leaf or twig, and fire away. Nothing earth shattering.
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Best thing I've ever done with my life is settle the score for all of us who've been duped into thinking an armoreddildo was a big buck. Aimed and unleashed the golden sprinkle right on his head.

As is characteristic of his species, he expressed complete obliviousness to the insult. Not sure if their zen is attributed to serendipity or stupidity, but I kinda admired him for his stoic endurance.
 
Nutterbuster said:
Best thing I've ever done with my life is settle the score for all of us who've been duped into thinking an armoreddildo was a big buck. Aimed and unleashed the golden sprinkle right on his head.

As is characteristic of his species, he expressed complete obliviousness to the insult. Not sure if their zen is attributed to serendipity or stupidity, but I kinda admired him for his stoic endurance.
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Deer dont seem to have a clue.... don't ask me how I know :) BTW Barry Wensel did the same thing so dont judge.
 
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Nutterbuster said:
Best thing I've ever done with my life is settle the score for all of us who've been duped into thinking an armoreddildo was a big buck. Aimed and unleashed the golden sprinkle right on his head.

As is characteristic of his species, he expressed complete obliviousness to the insult. Not sure if their zen is attributed to serendipity or stupidity, but I kinda admired him for his stoic endurance.
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You were suppost to shoot him in the face then desecrate this body.... I shot one a couple years ago and the arrow stuck in a root......he was running in circles trying to get off that arrow spraying blood everywhere..... It was glorious. Finally jumped straight up off the arrow and skampered off.
 
Weldabeast said:
You were suppost to shoot him in the face then desecrate this body.... I shot one a couple years ago and the arrow stuck in a root......he was running in circles trying to get off that arrow spraying blood everywhere..... It was glorious. Finally jumped straight up off the arrow and skampered off.
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I stalked one for an hour thinking he was a hog in the palmettos. Little prankster was grunting and everything.

20 gauge slug scooted him 10ft when it hit him. Split the shell like a watermelon.
 
Weldabeast said:
You were suppost to shoot him in the face then desecrate this body.... I shot one a couple years ago and the arrow stuck in a root......he was running in circles trying to get off that arrow spraying blood everywhere..... It was glorious. Finally jumped straight up off the arrow and skampered off.
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Many years ago as a young man and shortly after my dog had gotten into one during a bird hunt, I took my revenge on a porky with the bow. I pinned him to the ground with the arrow. Unfortunately he got the last laugh as he pulled the arrow loose and proceeded to climb a tree only to die up there, with my arrow still in him.
 
Fun fact.... If you find an armadillo shell with no other bones or pieces around it was more than likely eaten by a bear. Fwc office showed me were the bear scoops the body out of the smell like an oyster. Hogs eat them too
 
getting back to the pee topic, pee turns into ammonia (and some trace salts and other stuff) within 20mins exposed to air. I have never worried about were/when I pee, I'd just let it fly. EXCEPT out of a saddle. lol...I pee in a bottle just so I don't hit anything important. then when I climb down at the end of the hunt I make a mock scrape and dump the bottle.

the only prob is one hunt I forgot to empty the bottle and was aboard for the next hunt...needed to go, so I pulled out the bottle and it was already full. I swung around the backside of the tree and leaned out as far as I could and dumped the bottle. it hit the ground with a loud splat, and within seconds I hear a snort and catch a buck running off about 100 yards away that I never knew was there. lol
 
I like to roll out pant leg and if that doesn't work (due to cold temps) I go Silence of the Lambs (Buffalo Bill), Joe Dirt tuck between the legs roll up saddle style out the back.
 
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