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Just got authorized for a new bow!

DelaWhere_Arrow said:
NOW I’ve read it all on SaddleHunter
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No joke. The only word l changes was milkshake to Mathews. Need to imagine Chris Bee rapping this.


My Mathews brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge

My Mathews brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge

I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the guys go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way I whine
I think it's time

La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting
La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting

My Mathews brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

My Mathews brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

I see you're on it
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys
It can't be bought
Just know things get caught
Watch if you're smart

La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting
La,La,La,La,La,
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting

Oh, once you get involved
Everyone will look this way, so
You must maintain your charm
same time maintain your halo
Just get the perfect blend
Plus what you have within
Then next his eys are squint
Then he's picked up your scent

La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting
La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting

My Mathews brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have charge
 
HuumanCreed said:
No joke. The only word l changes was milkshake to Mathews. Need to imagine Chris Bee rapping this.


My Mathews brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge

My Mathews brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge

I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the guys go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way I whine
I think it's time

La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting
La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting

My Mathews brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

My Mathews brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

I see you're on it
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys
It can't be bought
Just know things get caught
Watch if you're smart

La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting
La,La,La,La,La,
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting

Oh, once you get involved
Everyone will look this way, so
You must maintain your charm
same time maintain your halo
Just get the perfect blend
Plus what you have within
Then next his eys are squint
Then he's picked up your scent

La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting
La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting

My Mathews brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have charge
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I hope this doesn’t show up in my personal algorithms now. I can’t unsee or unhear these things you speak of.
 
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HuumanCreed said:
No joke. The only word l changes was milkshake to Mathews. Need to imagine Chris Bee rapping this.


My Mathews brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge

My Mathews brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you
But I have to charge

I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the guys go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way I whine
I think it's time

La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting
La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting

My Mathews brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

My Mathews brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have to charge

I see you're on it
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these boys
It can't be bought
Just know things get caught
Watch if you're smart

La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting
La,La,La,La,La,
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting

Oh, once you get involved
Everyone will look this way, so
You must maintain your charm
same time maintain your halo
Just get the perfect blend
Plus what you have within
Then next his eys are squint
Then he's picked up your scent

La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting
La,La,La,La,La
Warm it up
La,La,La,La,La
The boys are waiting

My Mathews brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I could teach you but I have charge
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Holy Moses! I never thought I’d have a theme song, but you did it! Just downloaded this song. Now I need to figure out how to get an instrumental version so I can record the new lyrics on it. I’ll play it every day of the season as I’m heading to my spots.

I also have to admit this entire thread has gone sideways and I’m hoping the mods don’t decide to just cut bait and kick me off here.
 
Andrew920 said:
Holy Moses! I never thought I’d have a theme song, but you did it! Just downloaded this song. Now I need to figure out how to get an instrumental version so I can record the new lyrics on it. I’ll play it every day of the season as I’m heading to my spots.

I also have to admit this entire thread has gone sideways and I’m hoping the mods don’t decide to just cut bait and kick me off here.
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It’s cuz you bought a Mathews.
If you’d have bought the Elite this would be another boring “how’s the FOC, IBO, and TAW of your setup?” thread.
This is much more enthralling.

But to keep it mildly on-track:
Don’t you Mathews Guys have the FOC, IBO, TAW, and preferred pronouns of your setups memorized? If not, take that hat off until you do.
 
Andrew920 said:
Holy Moses! I never thought I’d have a theme song, but you did it! Just downloaded this song. Now I need to figure out how to get an instrumental version so I can record the new lyrics on it. I’ll play it every day of the season as I’m heading to my spots.

I also have to admit this entire thread has gone sideways and I’m hoping the mods don’t decide to just cut bait and kick me off here.
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Some one is digging themselves quite the hole for next year's meet-up...
 
Andrew920 said:
Now that I’m a fully functioning member of the cult your childish humor is beneath an archer such as myself.
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Haha I love it!

Congrats on the new bow man. I haven't shot a lift yet but want to try one just to see how they feel. Last matthews I shot was the vx33 and I wasn't a fan of the draw cycle.

I do wish you had tried the elite ethos for comparison sake just to hear your thoughts on it.

BT
 
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