ODE TO THE MANTIS
Oh Mantis! Oh Mantis!, Where art thou,
I ordered very early so I could learn just how;
To set you up well and very quiet too,
So the big buck I want, will not know who;
Has entered their woods, with stick and string in hand,
To play the hunting game, that has been since the first man;
With mounting frustration, as the the season goes on and on,
I wish the Mantis was here, so I could mount upon;
Oh Mantis! Oh Mantis! Where art thou?
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I thought a little satirical humor was in order to try and ease the frustration some of us are feeling...lol...lol