With all the new saddle hunters I thought it would be important to get this up on WEBMD as we start the 2019 season. Please feel free to add anything I may have missed.
SADDLE SHAPE
Definition-
A callous type skin condition affecting the hips, inner thighs, knees and feet. Also associated with lower back pain, neck pain and discomfort between the shoulder blades.
Can lead to short term and long term memory loss as the affected person will have difficulty remembering the level of pain they have previously endured. Condition is significantly accelerated by all day sits and multiple days in the saddle.
Long TermEffects-
After several years the afflicted person will experience amnesia related to the pain and will actually start to try and convince others that a saddle is comfortable; similar to sitting on your favorite chair watching TV. This unique condition has lead to the recent exponential growth and transmission of the disease.
Positive Side Effects-
1)Temporary periods of extreme euphoria if you actually shot a deer. This euphoria however contributes to memory loss and illusions of grandeur.
2)Extreme periods of amazing sleep similar to a short coma as the body just starts to give in to the pain. These tremendous periods of sleep however can be abruptly interrupted by debilitating leg cramps and back spasms (hint you are low on sodium)
Treatment-
1) Suck it up
2) Go to SaddleHunter.com and search “saddle information for new users”. Any question you have has already been answered multiple times so just look it up.
3) Aleve, Advil, Tylenol and moderate amounts of alcohol (I prefer Whisky straight so can I go to bed sooner)
4) Go to Facebook and complain about your discomfort (there should be one person on the planet that will be sympathetic)
Good luck to all this 2019 season!
SADDLE SHAPE
Definition-
A callous type skin condition affecting the hips, inner thighs, knees and feet. Also associated with lower back pain, neck pain and discomfort between the shoulder blades.
Can lead to short term and long term memory loss as the affected person will have difficulty remembering the level of pain they have previously endured. Condition is significantly accelerated by all day sits and multiple days in the saddle.
Long TermEffects-
After several years the afflicted person will experience amnesia related to the pain and will actually start to try and convince others that a saddle is comfortable; similar to sitting on your favorite chair watching TV. This unique condition has lead to the recent exponential growth and transmission of the disease.
Positive Side Effects-
1)Temporary periods of extreme euphoria if you actually shot a deer. This euphoria however contributes to memory loss and illusions of grandeur.
2)Extreme periods of amazing sleep similar to a short coma as the body just starts to give in to the pain. These tremendous periods of sleep however can be abruptly interrupted by debilitating leg cramps and back spasms (hint you are low on sodium)
Treatment-
1) Suck it up
2) Go to SaddleHunter.com and search “saddle information for new users”. Any question you have has already been answered multiple times so just look it up.
3) Aleve, Advil, Tylenol and moderate amounts of alcohol (I prefer Whisky straight so can I go to bed sooner)
4) Go to Facebook and complain about your discomfort (there should be one person on the planet that will be sympathetic)
Good luck to all this 2019 season!
