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The Purge: Hunters Edition

Interesting question. Go north of of me and tag a few black bears. Then head to the lake and sink my boat with crappie and Bass. Then finish up with squatting my truck with a bed loaded with deer.
 
I would walk in and hunt any woods I pleased if I saw deer go in there and not come out. I would never do this for real obviously but I see plenty of jerks do it around my usual area. Really ticks me off, especially because they’re not only trespassing but also doing deer drives. And use their kids on youth gun season doing the same thing and you know the kids aren’t doing the shooting the way those shots ring out of those woods.
 
woodsdog2 said:
I get it, but in many areas they are truly a nuisance….like the mice of the avian world. The poor mice just aren’t protected!!!
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Particularly at hotels where bird poop on the roof calls for the retribution of the guests. Cause, what if those birds get into your room.

Look, I've done wrong. I don't encourage it, or laugh about it.

Slapping a mosquito is one thing...giving it a second though is another...enjoying it, well, that’s something else all together.

As fun as this thread is meant to be, it’s a bad look, especially when this vibe is not hypothetical anymore
 
Plebe said:
Particularly at hotels where bird poop on the roof calls for the retribution of the guests. Cause, what if those birds get into your room.

Look, I've done wrong. I don't encourage it, or laugh about it.

Slapping a mosquito is one thing...giving it a second though is another...enjoying it, well, that’s something else all together.

As fun as this thread is meant to be, it’s a bad look, especially when this vibe is not hypothetical anymore
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For everyone’s knowledge, alka seltzer does not kill seagulls. No birds were harmed in the making of these posts, so do your homework next time. They react a bit, but not much happens. The real expulsion from the hotel was due to my roommates getting in a daiquiri fight and messing up the room while the rest of us were playing golf. The birds didn’t really factor in compared to that.

As for Plebe, I’d still share a beer with you at a campfire, but be aware I may slip an alka seltzer in yours after this!
 
Bwhana said:
For everyone’s knowledge, alka seltzer does not kill seagulls. No birds were harmed in the making of these posts, so do your homework next time. They react a bit, but not much happens. The real expulsion from the hotel was due to my roommates getting in a daiquiri fight and messing up the room while the rest of us were playing golf. The birds didn’t really factor in compared to that.

As for Plebe, I’d still share a beer with you at a campfire, but be aware I may slip an alka seltzer in yours after this!
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Plop…. plop…. fiz…… fiz…… Oooohhh what a relief it is!!!
 
Bwhana said:
For everyone’s knowledge, alka seltzer does not kill seagulls. No birds were harmed in the making of these posts, so do your homework next time. They react a bit, but not much happens. The real expulsion from the hotel was due to my roommates getting in a daiquiri fight and messing up the room while the rest of us were playing golf. The birds didn’t really factor in compared to that.

As for Plebe, I’d still share a beer with you at a campfire, but be aware I may slip an alka seltzer in yours after this!
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It doesn’t make them blow up. Ok. Does it cause harm? Probably? We can always hope it helps them manage all the TacoBell and McDonalds trimmings that end up in parking lots.

I drink Whiskey.
 
It's odd to be watching this one from a nearby hilltop instead of from the trenches.

I can't make myself pick a side. One one hand, I'm generally against needless suffering inflicted on sentient life forms.

On the other, anybody who steals my doritos, craps on my head, and laughs at me with their friends may be beyond reason and my commitment to nonviolence only extends so far...
 
Nutterbuster said:
On the other, anybody who steals my doritos, craps on my head, and laughs at me with their friends may be beyond reason and my commitment to nonviolence only extends so far...
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Wow I’ll remember to give you some space next time we’re around each other. It’s not like it was your favorite hat anyway so why the threat of violence?

The only hunting purge I’m interested in is purging ourselves of out of state hunters.If only we could send them all to Alabama.
 
EricS said:
Wow I’ll remember to give you some space next time we’re around each other. It’s not like it was your favorite hat anyway so why the threat of violence?

The only hunting purge I’m interested in is purging ourselves of out of state hunters.If only we could send them all to Alabama.
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Hey brother, give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore....

We'll teach'em to hold the spotlight and disable the seatbelt alarm.
 
I think I'd head to one of my favorite hunting spots with a sack of peanuts a few pounds of tannerite and clear out all the squirrels for the next season.
 
On my drive to the babysitter there is a field that’s had at least half a dozen deer in it feeding every evening. I’d do some road hunting with my AK or AR.
 
I like how the guys complaining about a seagull are also the ones flinging an arrow at a deer. How many deer were lost this year by competent hunters with bows? I lost one. Also, a deer that all you recovered was the antlers, is still a lost deer. Explain to me how an alka seltzer is different than an arrow? The alka seltzer has a 100% kill rate.
Death is death, watch how far you throw those stones in glass houses.

Everybody calm down and pass that mason jar.
 
Guess I'd go with fishing the Pymatuning propagation area. Dreamed of doing that all my life. I ever get in one of those live like I'm dying situations I might shoot my shot.

Hunting wise, idk. One day isn't much to do anything. I embrace the suck that comes with hunting. Feel like hunting is supposed to be a challenge and can't really think a one day purge would lead to anything enjoyable.
 
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Plebe said:
And afterword you'd ...."enjoy holding the bone of a steak, that (you) took home "for the dog", with both hands and gnawing on it in (your) underwear on the couch more than (you) did knife and fork at a restaurant."

We get it.
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Bret Easton Ellis?
 
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