Iron_llama
Well-Known Member
When I was a kid, one of my dad's friends told me about "Smart pills" - "Go ahead and eat a smart pill, kid!"heard a guy once tell a group of hikers who were complaining about chapped lips to find some fresh deer poop and rub it on their lips. When one of them asked if that would make them feel better he said “no but, it would sure as heck keep you from licking them”
"Those aren't smart pills, those are deer poops!"
"See, kid? You're smarter already!"