You aint livin.thread

[bigmike23]

Y'all ain't living until you did the triple atomic wing challenge the night prior to a big hunt. Demonic screeches and roars came pouring asunder throughout the woods the next morning from the sphincter

 

[Marmuzz]

Y'all ain't living until you did the triple atomic wing challenge the night prior to a big hunt. Demonic screeches and roars came pouring asunder throughout the woods the next morning from the sphincter

Your #1 hunting rule makes even more sense now.

 

[MattMan81]

You ain't living until you get to the top of the tree and all setup after a half mile hike, only to find you dropped yr only bow release somewhere along the way.....then after a slow careful walk back you joyfully find it in the ditch you parked yr truck by!

Or me. Was in the bottom of my backpack the whole time.

 

[boyne bowhunter]

You ain't living until you get to the top of the tree and all setup after a half mile hike, only to find you dropped yr only bow release somewhere along the way.....then after a slow careful walk back you joyfully find it in the ditch you parked yr truck by!

Been there done that! Can substitute quiver and arrows too . . . more than once.

 

[Loopwing]

You ain't living if you haven't hiked to the top of a mountain, shot a deer, deboned it, and packed it out and down the mountain as night is setting in, in Kodiak bear country. A rifle shot is their dinner bell.

 

[Nutterbuster]

You ain't living if you work at an archery shop within walking distance of the hood.

For real, you might not be living. We had arrows in the ceiling of our range.

 

[tailgunner]

You ain't livin if you didn't spine your first buck,make the quick decision to untether,scramble down the branches and cut his throat,get kicked before ending his life with a pocket knife.i just use my bow to slow them down then harvest them with a knife.ruff start for my mushy heart.

 

[tailgunner]

You ain't living till you climb 40' mango trees barefoot with a machete and trim them all up holding on with one hand in Thailand, only to come to America and learn that ppl use safety equipment when they climb trees!

I just love this darn post.in Oregon little girls climb fir trees barefoot in dresses.mind you that younger fir trees have branches like a ladder.i need to post a pic of my sister telling my niece's to get down

 

[NMSbowhunter]

You ain't living until you catch someone eavesdropping on your phone call and you say "as your attorney I advise you to buy a motorcycle, and some Hawiian shirts". (Dr. Gonzo's legal advice to his client Raoul Duke).

 

[Fl Canopy Stalker]

You ain’t living if you haven’t hiked 2.5 miles through Florida swamps in 96 degree heat with a heat index over 108 in search of deer the size of a coon hound!
Lol life bucket bonus when you drag a 300lbs hog back instead!
PS for all you weight weanies, you can easily drop 11 lbs of water weight in one sitting here in Fl… imagine how awesome it is to walk back to the truck lighter than you left (even if you packed out a deer)

 

[Weldabeast]

U ain't living till u tried to pee while elevated using a hunting saddle

 

[Fl Canopy Stalker]

U ain't living till u tried to pee while elevated using a hunting saddle

Life living bucket bonus if you “peed on your boots”

 

[Samcirrus]

You ain’t living if you haven’t hiked 2.5 miles through Florida swamps in 96 degree heat with a heat index over 108 in search of deer the size of a coon hound!
Lol life bucket bonus when you drag a 300lbs hog back instead!
PS for all you weight weanies, you can easily drop 11 lbs of water weight in one sitting here in Fl… imagine how awesome it is to walk back to the truck lighter than you left (even if you packed out a deer)

I really lol'ed in surprise.

 

[tailgunner]

You ain't livin till you solo hunt and pack a 250 pound guted black bear out of a bever dam wallow.hump him over a 3footl log.literally looked like that.over the ridge down to the car and stuff him in the front seat.get him prossesed and in the freezer cooling by lunch time.ready to take care of responsibilities. And find it bonesoaked in the morning cuzz you trusty 30 year old sears.freezer died.

 

[tailgunner]

That realy realy hurt my balls

 

[tailgunner]

...........realy

 

[Red Beard]

You ain't livin till you solo hunt and pack a 250 pound guted black bear out of a bever dam wallow.hump him over a 3footl log.literally looked like that.over the ridge down to the car and stuff him in the front seat.get him prossesed and in the freezer cooling by lunch time.ready to take care of responsibilities. And find it bonesoaked in the morning cuzz you trusty 30 year old sears.freezer died.View attachment 68034

I really love that picture of your shotgun passenger.

How many total did you have to put in that bear? I count 2 broken arrows and a third one with blood on it.

 

[tailgunner]

4 arrows.fliped him with the first one.it was not nice listening to him cried for mercy

 

[tailgunner]

Of all nights it dies that night .....realy........I cussed and cried and got a new freezer and my youngest son filled it with his first buck for me