You aint livin.thread

[tailgunner]

Like a bucket list for the homies.you aint livin if you haven't used your bow as a brush shoe........kind of like a snow shoe.....but over your head to claw your way up a black diamond in the rain and mud and briers,just to see that bull elk slip up the next ridge past the vertigo creek.

 

[tailgunner]

You ain't livin if you haven't needed to use your bow as a machete to get through the brush just too fall into a slew chest deep with brand new range finder and binos in your fanny pack
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[boyne bowhunter]

You ain't livin if you haven't slogged a half mile through thigh deep snow to sit for 4 hours in below zero wind chills.

 

[Weldabeast]

U ain't living till ya are tethered in with only ur skivvies and an orange vest on while a biplane pulls loop d loops 150-200yds over ur head.....

 

[CZMark]

You ain't livin' 'till you walk a mile back to your vehicle through thick brush, thorns, and marsh--in the dark, only to discover you left your climbing stick at the base of the tree.

 

[tailgunner]

You ain't livin til you get back from a 7 mile hike on the last light of the last day of elk hunting solo.and your car battery is dead.do you think for one second there is cell service where rossies live?

 

[Zero One Actual]

You ain’t livin till you drive two hours to go elk hunt and realize you left your boots so you hunt in your flip flops.

 

[BackSpasm]

You ain’t livin till you shoot the biggest deer of your life at last light with a bow in hot weather and have a 2 hour mandatory examination the next morning at 7 am a 5 hour drive away

 

[Still Kicking]

You ain't livin till you spend 2 weeks in the Rockies freezing in a tent at night and sweating on the mountainsides in the daytime with a stick bow and coming home with nothing but remembering it as one of the best trips of your life.

 

[MattMan81]

You ain't living until you spend 10hrs sitting on a bucket and don't see a single deer.

 

[Gator]

You ain't living until you get so stuck in the mud while setting up prior to sunrise for ducks that you give up and just hunt right there. After shooting a few you have to use your shotgun and drybox to shove down in the mud to finally get your feet unstuck

PS I have hunted in my socks before having forgot my boots

 

[Samcirrus]

You ain't living till you climb 40' mango trees barefoot with a machete and trim them all up holding on with one hand in Thailand, only to come to America and learn that ppl use safety equipment when they climb trees!

 

[Samcirrus]

You ain't living until you get to the top of the tree and all setup after a half mile hike, only to find you dropped yr only bow release somewhere along the way.....then after a slow careful walk back you joyfully find it in the ditch you parked yr truck by!

 

[HuumanCreed]

You aint living until you encounter a big colorful snake 3 feet from you summer scouting in your CROC because you listen to some of the lunatics on this forum.

Also you had to SRT back up the same tree for the 3rd time because you keep forgetting to attach the retrieval paracord to your rope. 'The climb of shame'

 

[BTaylor]

You aint livin until you drop a deuce in a ziplock bag while hunting on a baker climber without a harness. All because it is 10 minutes til deer thirty and no time to be climbing down and back up.

 

[Nutterbuster]

You ain't living until you've stepped on an alligator stalking hogs in a beaver marsh.

You ain't living until you've had a cottonmouth in a 14ft boat with you.

You ain't living until you've packed out a 100lb hog whole on your back.

You ain't living until you've dropped your shotgun while hunting goonie-chickens out of a kayak and went swimming for it 40 yards away from a 10ft Gator sunbathing on the mud bank. Clean it off, go back to shooting chickens.

You ain't living until you've spent the night on a picnic table in White Hall, AL.

 

[Zero One Actual]

On a picnic table with the “hog”? Hmmm.

 

[Gator]

On a picnic table with the “hog”? Hmmm.

I thought only Marines went hogging...

 

[Weldabeast]

Everybody enjoys a little swine in the pine sometimes

 

[gcr0003]

I don’t think yall understand, “y’all ain’t living if.”