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2019 Hunting Season Bonehead Moves

Pre setting a big oak tree with bolts the other day. Took the whole length of my lineman’s belt.. Look down and due to the long tail on my friction hitch my weight was on my carabiner and DanO tender nothing on the friction hitch.


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My bone head moment happened last Thursday in what felt like 100 degree heat and humidity. Climbed 25ft or so up a tree, got all tethered in, went to pull up the bow and didn’t realize the paracord had wrapped around the back side of my arrow quiver. So as soon as I pulled up on the paracord I see all my arrows get ejected... $hit! Not the end of the world i thought, I got my 30ft tethered attached I can just belay down and grab them then climb back up. So I belay down, grab my arrows then it hits me, F**K my knaider is sitting in my pack along with everything else I had taken with me 25 feet up in a tree. By the time I managed to climb back up I was soaking head to toe in sweat. I just sat there for the next 2-3 hours stewing in drinched cloths and pissed off for making such a bone head move. Now my knaider never leaves my cargo pocket unless I’m wearing it!
 
On Saturday, my quiver popped off my bow when it got caught in brush as I was pulling it up. Rappelled down then ascended back up RADS. With one stick it would have been brutal. I descended and ascended one more time, I can't remember why. I am convinced I chose the right climbing method.
On Tuesday, I went into the thick stuff at 8:30AM. I shot a doe at 10:30 AM. Left my rope tethered up the tree while tracking. Found deer and gutted. Did not have a drag rope. Put crossbow on ground. Dragged deer ahead 30 yards down deer trail by hand. Went back to get crossbow and moved it ahead of deer 30 yards. Repeat 5X then came to horse trail and proceeded to drag deer by hand down horse trail. Have to go get my rope and stuff to the right. Hey, where is my crossbow? Go back to deer trail to get crossbow. Drag deer with right hand holding bow in left hand. Nerve shock runs through right arm. Take right into thorny brush to get rope and pushpole. Did remember to tie my red gear hanger to the tree nearest to where the deer was when shot. Retrieved rope and pushpole and went back out to horse trail, tied deer to rope and dragged her out. Another uneventful hunt. :grinning:
 
Thought I would start a thread for 2019 embarrassing hunting mistakes that tend to happen from time to time.

A ruh-roh moment happened to me today when I climbed the tree and went to retrieve my bow with my trusty paracord. Didn't realize that there was a vine near the base of the tree that grabbed my bow like a horror movie when I tried to lift it. After attempting the wrecking ball technique of getting it untangled, I also managed to get the vine stuck behind my arrows in the quiver. My stomach knotted up as I watched the vine detach all three arrows from the quiver and scatter them on the ground. Now determined that I didn't want to climb back down, I finally untangled my bow and lifted it up, detached the paracord, and turned the end of the paracord into a lasso. I then started playing some carnival game of trying to fetch my arrows with the paracord 20 feet off the ground. After about 10 minutes of meticulous frustration, I managed to retrieve one arrow and decided that I was going to stop there and hunt with the lone arrow. Moral of the story: watch out for vines if you're going to hoist things up.

At least I wasn't caught without an arrow watching my hit list buck walk by. This hunt ended without much action.

I’m hurting inside for you. Been there, done that, still feel like a bonehead.
 
Actually made it a point to un-invite 'ol Murphy from all my outings this year. Told him there was plenty of room for him in the two-man stands we used to hunt from but only room enough for one rear end in my saddle...
 
Not a saddle hunting story but it’s still boneheaded. I was out doing last minute scouting for opening day on Tuesday when I see 5 hogs 500-600 yards down one of our pipelines. Managed to get within 75 yards but had some tall grass blocking any shots. Kept getting closer trying to find a tree or something to support the gun on when they saw me and took off. Managed to get off a couple of shots and hit the last one in the group, but never found it. As I’m walking back down the pipeline I notice a pipeline marker directly in the middle, which would given me a wide open 80 yard shot while braced up against it. Don’t know how I missed that:confused2:
 
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Last Saturday afternoon I climbed a tree that I knew had a vine issue, but no big deal I’ll just go in early and clear them as I go. It’s hot as crap, but I go in early and start climbing. Get halfway up the tree where the vines start and lo and behold I didn’t didn’t bring my trimmers.....

No biggie, pull out my leatherman and use it. Get up to height and the limb I wanted to trim is juuuuuust out of reach for the leatherman serrated blade. I can still shoot over it, but nothing inside 20 yds.

I get set up and pull my bow up. I’m sweating like a pig so I hang my pack and decide to cool off a bit then set up my camera. That’s when the 10 pt decided to walk out. Wide, but short tines, nevertheless he’s a no-brainer to shoot. He immediately senses something ain’t right, hits a wall and turns around and leaves. Pissed, I get the camera out and set it up. Wind was right....all I can figure is the sun was shining on something of mine and he saw it.

45 minutes later I hear a deer blow in the woods where he went back in. I’m pissed again. I know it’s not him, but this should not be happening because the wind, albeit light, is in my favor. A few minutes after that a small 6 walks out. Should be an 8, but he doesn’t have brow tines. He’s not a deer I’m going to shoot so of course he makes a damn bee line to get in front of me. 25 minutes of infinite broadside shots later I pull my phone out and take a pic of the screen on the camera....

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....and slip my phone back in my pocket. A minute or so later I’m still filming him and watching for other deer when suddenly I hear “Proceed to Tabernacle road...”

I didn’t let the phone go to “sleep” before putting it in my pocket and the fabric rubbing against the screen navigated to my mapping app and decided to go for a trip.

The deer threw his head up looking right at me then just moseyed off, lol.
 
I'm glad this thread started. I though I was the only one that had what my family call's "Elmer Fudd" Hunting. Sat. Start to lower my bow down using pull line, slight tangle and then crash; watch my bow fall to the ground... Lucky; got home and check it. everything was spot on.

Before leaving the house, I go through my pack; and dump my hand saw.. Start up a tree I've never climbed; get half way up and run into a branch. Left my linemans belt in the truck. So instead of a nice 20 feet up; I'm at 15 ft.. All in all not a bad day; this is only my 3 hunt in the saddle so I just wrote it off as day to get use to one stick climbing.

2 years ago; go with a friend of mine hunting. He gives me a lift on his 4 wheeler. We go about 2 miles from camp.. Get up in the tree stand; all excite with prospect of killing my first deer with my muzzle loader.. You guessed it, I forgot the primers.. Watch a couple of nice does that day. Year before I get to camp; open my gun case and realized I left the ram rod a home...

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Elmer J Fudd
 
Opening day in Michigan today, and my first ever morning in the saddle. Get to the parking lot early, no other cars, nice. Get suited up quickly, grab my bow, almost forgot my saddle in the car but manage to remember before I start walking in. Get to my tree nice and quiet, climb into the tree and setup. For my first sit in a saddle I’m very happy with how smoothly everything’s going. I put my bow onto the hook and nock an arrow. Then it hits me. With all my new equipment and things to bring into the woods, I made the most classic archery mistake of forgetting my release in the car... so much for a smooth first sit.
 
Opening day in Michigan today, and my first ever morning in the saddle. Get to the parking lot early, no other cars, nice. Get suited up quickly, grab my bow, almost forgot my saddle in the car but manage to remember before I start walking in. Get to my tree nice and quiet, climb into the tree and setup. For my first sit in a saddle I’m very happy with how smoothly everything’s going. I put my bow onto the hook and nock an arrow. Then it hits me. With all my new equipment and things to bring into the woods, I made the most classic archery mistake of forgetting my release in the car... so much for a smooth first sit.
I would also like to point out that in the middle of writing this post in the tree, I had a 4 point buck walk right under me at about 8 yards
 
Saturday evening opener in Ohio, Brick Tamland here failed to check the radar as it was clear and sunny all afternoon...get in and set up only to have a thunderstorm come rolling in with lightening all around and dumping pea sized hail! thing rolled in fast! I scrambled down and beat feet to the truck, everything completely soaked! AH I hate having to dry out all my gear!
 
Not so dramatic as some of y’all but I climbed down 24 feet Sunday night to realize I left my platform at height. Back up with the steps and five step aider just to climb down in the dark again! Aggggg
 
Opening day in Michigan today, and my first ever morning in the saddle. Get to the parking lot early, no other cars, nice. Get suited up quickly, grab my bow, almost forgot my saddle in the car but manage to remember before I start walking in. Get to my tree nice and quiet, climb into the tree and setup. For my first sit in a saddle I’m very happy with how smoothly everything’s going. I put my bow onto the hook and nock an arrow. Then it hits me. With all my new equipment and things to bring into the woods, I made the most classic archery mistake of forgetting my release in the car... so much for a smooth first sit.
I was just doing a test climb and dropped my release. Immediately thought of eberhart and why he said he shoots fingers, one less failure point. So just for the heck of it I shot fingers and it wasnt too bad. Now I always finish my practice rounds with a few finger shots. Try to debonehead as much as I can. Amazing I'll still have a story on here by seasons end.

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@shwacker and i forgot to look up the river before running out in the canoe and got drenched by the storm running down the river......downpour for 20 minutes then bright blue sunshiney sky.

@DanO those fleece pouches i just got from you are pretty good at repelling water.....was surprised to find all contents almost completely dry....good product
 
And another entry, sigh.......

So Saturday I had all kinda crap going on, including taking a platform to a buddy. He wanted to check out my saddle so I took it as well. Finally get all my crap done so I could go hunting. I pull in and gather all my stuff and head in. About 50 yards later I realize I didn’t have my pull up rope for my bow. Dammit....I’ll make do. About 5 yards later I remember my pull up rope is on my saddle. Which is at home in the other vehicle. Dammit......cannot make do. Retreat mode activated
 
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