Nah, man, making good biscuits is tough and an art. The two most important things to remember are don’t be bashful with the fat and don’t mix together too much.
Crisco, self rising flour (I like White Lilly) and milk (white or butter, that’s up to you). Dump a goodly portion of flour in a bowl, grab a big ol handful of crisco (unless it you’re afraid folks are going to see how much you’re using then you ain’t using enough) and work the crisco into the flour. Put some more crisco in just to be safe. Mix it in too.
Now make a little indention in the flour and pour in some milk, not a lot…some. Gently mix the milk with the flour around. Drag in some flour from the edge as needed. DO NOT mix it to death. The more the mix and the less crisco you use the tougher your biscuits will be. Use a tablespoon to cut out enough of the mix to make a biscuit and use the extra flour to make it so you can pick it up without it sticking to your fingers (this is the art part). Keep doing this until you’ve made all the biscuits you want. And when you put them on the pan be gentle….do NOT roll them around in your hands or mash them or roll them….gentle, this is art.
Now go try some and remember…..tough biscuits mean you used too little fat, we’re too rough with them or both. You’ll get better each time and eventually you’ll have the proportions down pat.