Beating up Giant Beavers!

[Zero One Actual]

Makes me happy that dads still know how to beat up giant beavers. I’ve never had to deal with a giant diseased beaver. Mainly just smaller nicer ones. Anyone here ever have to fight a giant diseased beaver or something similar?

I know that Georgia Warden has seen some beavers in his time, so for him to say that’s the biggest beaver he’s ever seen really says something.

50-pound rabid beaver attacks girl swimming in Georgia lake; father beats animal to death

"Once that rabies virus gets into the brain of the animal - in this case, a beaver - they just act crazy," one official said.

www.cbsnews.com

 

[Zero One Actual]

I’m guessing @Weldabeast has seen some large beavers down in Florida in his time. Or maybe @ShooterMike dealt with large infected ones in the Marines on certain bases.

 

[ShooterMike]

I’m guessing @Weldabeast has seen some large beavers down in Florida in his time. Or maybe @ShooterMike dealt with large infected ones in the Marines on certain bases.

I’m dyin


Semper Fi,
Mike

 

[Zero One Actual]

I’m dyin


Semper Fi,
Mike

So was that giant beaver.

 

[BackSpasm]

I can tell you that beavers are hazardous regardless of their size

 

[Red Beard]

I’ve never had to deal with a giant diseased beaver. Mainly just smaller nicer ones.

 

[Zero One Actual]

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How did you get a photo of me seven days into the rut?

 

[Skunkworkx]

 

[Shapeshifter]

I stay away from Giant diseased beavers, I only like the young healthy beavers myself!!

 

[Ckwilli]

It’s sad really. Legend has it that once a man samples beaver it’s highly addictive. He will do stupid stuff, like sell his bass boat or hunting saddle , to satisfy the craving. I’m sure there is some sort of medical syndrome name for this.

 

[Shapeshifter]

It’s sad really. Legend has it that once a man samples beaver it’s highly addictive. He will do stupid stuff, like sell his bass boat or hunting saddle , to satisfy the craving. I’m sure there is some sort of medical syndrome name for this.

I think they call it being Beaver whipped!

 

[Samcirrus]

Ummm, a 50 lb beaver is awful small guys...... both versions I might add.

 

[Fl Canopy Stalker]

I’m guessing @Weldabeast has seen some large beavers down in Florida in his time. Or maybe @ShooterMike dealt with large infected ones in the Marines on certain bases.

Some of them Florida Beavers are next level large but most of them down here are hypoallergenic….. I think the heat makes the hair fall out

 

[Fl Canopy Stalker]

Ummm, a 50 lb beaver is awful small guys...... both versions I might add.

We are just talking about the beaver not the the entire dam….. 50 lbs seems pretty big to me

 

[raisins]

Makes me happy that dads still know how to beat up giant beavers. I’ve never had to deal with a giant diseased beaver. Mainly just smaller nicer ones. Anyone here ever have to fight a giant diseased beaver or something similar?

This is a rich vein of NSFW comedy gold....I'm just gonna walk away.....taking a lot of will power here.......

 

[raisins]

Fun fact I heard from my buddy Jan from Luxemburg that came to the US to study beavers:

Beavers dislike the sound of water running. Researchers think it is the mechanism that causes them to fix their dams and even dam things up. If you play audio of water running where a beaver is located, it will pack mud/sticks/debris on top of the speaker until the water noise can no longer be heard.

 

[BackSpasm]

Fun fact I heard from my buddy Jan from Luxemburg that came to the US to study beavers:

Beavers dislike the sound of water running. Researchers think it is the mechanism that causes them to fix their dams and even dam things up. If you play audio of water running where a beaver is located, it will pack mud/sticks/debris on top of the speaker until the water noise can no longer be heard.

He..... came to the US..... to study beavers.....


Did he find out which kind are his favorite?

 

[PEEJAY]

smelled like 7 layerrrrs...that beaver ate taco bell

 

[PEEJAY]

We are just talking about the beaver not the the entire dam….. 50 lbs seems pretty big to me

Northern beavers get huge. 50lbs is avg... meat clean as the icy glacier water they soak in.
the farther south you go the warmer a beaver gets. And weve all had a wiff or two of a swampy beaver at the end of a hot summer day. words like diseased and rabies come to mind. No matter where you are in north america though, they love their wood.

*Beaver backstrap is still my favorite wild game.

 

[Samcirrus]

Northern beavers get huge. 50lbs is avg... meat clean as the icy glacier water they soak in.
the farther south you go the warmer a beaver gets. And weve all had a wiff or two of a swampy beaver at the end of a hot summer day. words like diseased and rabies come to mind. No matter where you are in north america though, they love their wood.

*Beaver backstrap is still my favorite wild game.

Yep, I'm right there with you... nothing better than eating beaver!
Better than Beef that's for sure!