Candles or scents for the house

[BTaylor]

Last but not least one for your bed room...

8 Oz Deer Farts Soy Candle - Etsy

A fresh bouquet reminiscent of a luscious green lawn that has just been mowed.

www.etsy.com

 

[Marmuzz]

Same here. I even tried to find some study that would link scented candle to lung disease, but no luck.

There may not be a conclusive study but there has to be a contribution there. After all, manufactured scents are chemical recipes distributed in the form of an inhalent.

Keep looking. I'm with you, there has to be something. I'm not believing that scents assembled in a mass market chemistry lab don't have something dangerous in them. The ingredient "Fragrance" listed in cosmetics like deodorant can hide a lot of sins under the guise of proprietary blend.

 

[elk yinzer]

Patchouli and weed, the deer will assume you don't have a weapon with you. And you get a nice little mellow sesh.

 

[Marmuzz]

I think it was Jeff Foxworthy who said "You might be a redneck if you use doe-in-heat lure like cologne."

 

[Ckwilli]

@BTaylor seems to have a lot of candle knowledge. Just saying.

 

[BTaylor]

@BTaylor seems to have a lot of candle knowledge. Just saying.

My wife is going to have 3-4 candles burning in the house every single day. Dont think I haven't had the same thoughts as the OP. A honeysuckle candle has been the closest I could get away with and maintain civility.

 

[The_Fit_Ness_Monster]

I have always wanted the separate washer/dryer but don’t have the setup for it.

But I do leave all my gear outside away from the pumpkin spices and the like.

Yeah we got lucky when we moved that we had both already and the house we moved to had both also so I made a spot in my shed for them lol

 

[The_Fit_Ness_Monster]

Patchouli and weed, the deer will assume you don't have a weapon with you. And you get a nice little mellow sesh.

I’ve never seen deer eat anything as fast as they do bud plants. So I’ve heard… lol

 

[Dmathews87]

I have always wanted the separate washer/dryer but don’t have the setup for it.

But I do leave all my gear outside away from the pumpkin spices and the like.

Ive seen a compromise situation for some guys where they just use the free and clear detergent for everything. Its free of any perfumes or dyes and some wives dont mind just using it vs the scented stuff, especially if you have people in your house with sensitive skin.

 

[BackSpasm]

I think a nice smell of vanilla or lavender is a lot less alarming and attractive to deer that your wet butt cheek farts and occasional lasagna burps…. Just sayin…

 

[Zero One Actual]

I think a nice smell of vanilla or lavender is a lot less alarming and attractive to deer that your wet butt cheek farts and occasional lasagna burps…. Just sayin…

My wet butt cheek farts do smell like vanilla and lavender. This is the issue. Duh.

 

[Horn]

My wet butt cheek farts do smell like vanilla and lavender. This is the issue. Duh.

You're not supposed to eat the candles

 

[Jammintree]

I think a nice smell of vanilla or lavender is a lot less alarming and attractive to deer that your wet butt cheek farts and occasional lasagna burps…. Just sayin…

So long as the scent is actually vanilla / lavender or whatever and not a bunch of synthetic chemicals. Nothing says humans like bottled chemical perfumes.

 

[MattMan81]

This one wasn't to bad.