A man is driving down a deserted back road late at night and he is about to run out if gas. He sees a light off in the distance and just as he is arriving to the residence his car conks out. The man walks up to the house and sees it is a huge mansion with a big ornate wooden door. He knocks and hears 3 locks unlock and a butler opens the door....the man explains his situation and the butler allows him to enter. The man walks in thru the wooden door and notices there is also a metal door and an additional stone door. As he enters he notices the floor as the butler escorts the man to the room he will be allowed to stay in....wooden flooring, metal flooring, and then stone. They proceed down a wooden flight of stairs, metal stairs, and finally stone stairs. They arrive at the guest room and the butler opens the wood door, them the metal door, and finally the stone door. The butler says, u may rest here tonight and in the morning we will get u on ur way again...but whatever u do, DO NOT touch the gorilla....the man doesn't think anything of it and thanks the butler. As he gets settled in to his room he notices an extremely large, hairy gorilla in the corner of the room. As it gets closer to bed time the man is looking at the gorilla and his curiosity gets the better of him and he reaches out to touch the arm of the gorilla....just as he touches it, the gorillas eyes open and it roars....scared out of his mind the man runs to the entrance of the room and throws open the stone door, then the metal door, and finally the wood door...he runs for his life up the stone stairs, metal stairs, and wood stairs...he makes it to the hallway and runs across the stone floor, metal floor, and wood floor...he reaches the front entrance and just like before throws open the stone, metal, and wood door.....the gorilla is in hot pursuit roaring....the man finally outside sprints to his vehicle as he hears the gorilla right behind him. He jumps into his car and tries the ignition...the car sputters and dies....the gorilla reaches the man's car and roaring rips the door off the hinges and touches the man's arm and says "you're it"