• The SH Membership has gone live. Only SH Members have access to post in the classifieds. All members can view the classifieds. Starting in 2020 only SH Members will be admitted to the annual hunting contest. Current members will need to follow these steps to upgrade: 1. Click on your username 2. Click on Account upgrades 3. Choose SH Member and purchase.
  • We've been working hard the past few weeks to come up with some big changes to our vendor policies to meet the changing needs of our community. Please see the new vendor rules here: Vendor Access Area Rules

Dad jokes

Came up with this one all on my own and on the spot....Scary


Was chatting with a gas station clerk one day while grabbing some snacks for an evening hunt. She was talking about the whole persimmon seeds thing with the spoon and knife. Said her grandad cut one open and had a spoon in it...yadda yadda

I said, "You know I cut one open the other day too and you know what I saw? A frakkin snow blower!"

She looked at me puzzled for a moment then got a little mad at me.:sweatsmile:
 
What do you call a guy with no arms of legs floating in the water?
Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in your mailbox?
Bill.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at your front door?
Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on the stove?
Stew
What do you call a women with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen
Where does someone with one leg work?
I HOP
 
MattMan81 said:
What do you call a guy with no arms of legs floating in the water?
Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in your mailbox?
Bill.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at your front door?
Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs on the stove?
Stew
What do you call a women with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen
Where does someone with one leg work?
I HOP
Click to expand...

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell...
 
Did you hear about the new movie about constipation??

...Yea it hasn't come out yet

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

...I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face
 
jcam1841 said:
Did you hear about the new movie about constipation??

...Yea it hasn't come out yet

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

...I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face
Click to expand...

That second one got me…


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top