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For the record I do not Dutch oven my sweet wife. That said she’s still a trooper.Storm trooper, hopefully, with that helmet so she can breathe.
For the record I do not Dutch oven my sweet wife. That said she’s still a trooper.Storm trooper, hopefully, with that helmet so she can breathe.
What are you waiting on?For the record I do not Dutch oven my sweet wife. That said she’s still a trooper.
Exchange vape pen for bubbles and this scenario gets even funnier lolI can see it now…
Me: headed hunting with a vape pen in my pocket
Wife: is that a vape pen?
Me: no
wife: ….
Me: yes
Wife: why do you have a vape pen?
me: gotta check the wind for deer **rips a huge vape cloud then uses it as a distraction to sneak away**
wife: I can still see you
Wife: *rolls eyes* I’m married to a child
Although I routinely carry milkweed, this is easily my most used method. It's especially effective in the dark when the head lamp is on.Michigan Wisconsin or Minnesota after around Oct 1 … your breath!!
there ain’t too many in that crew and their numbers keep decreasing lolSurprised that the bring a jetboil up the tree to cook up there crew hasn't said to look at the steam yet
One scalded crotch at a time. I never thought it was a good idea, and I can get behind a lot of questionable ideas lolthere ain’t too many in that crew and their numbers keep decreasing lol
Your wife just needs to stay upwind of you by the sounds of it.Exchange vape pen for bubbles and this scenario gets even funnier lol
I can see it now…
Me: headed hunting with bubbles in my pocket
Wife: is that bubbles?
Me: no
wife: ….
Me: yes
Wife: why do you have a bubbles?
me: gotta check the wind for deer **rips a huge bubble cloud then uses it as a distraction to sneak away**
wife: I can still see you
Wife: *rolls eyes* I’m married to a child
Perhaps you intend to play a joke on this feller? If so, remove or cover the label on a small bottle of fart spray, tell him it's scent killer to be sprayed on when he gets to hunting height, or to be used to test the wind. Turn him from a smart feller into a fart smeller.