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I wrote this:

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I wrote this in the stand early one morning a few years back. I’m sure all us Whitetail Hunters can relate.

“Moon shadows fade as a murky dawn light rises. It’s getting clearer by the minute, still shapes hold no form. The ground teems and moves, or does it? Is that the beast I seek, standing in full array? Moving slightly, head bobbing or a dancing shadow here to play? I can’t tell.”
 
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I like to change songs. For instance, She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy became…..

He thinks my callin's sexy
It really turns him on

He's always gobblin at me
While I'm cuttin along

He likes the way I'm purring
While I'm scratching at the leaves

He's even kinda crazy about my ol' kee kee's

I'm the only one that really understands what's gets him
He thinks my callin's sexy.
 
I like to change songs. For instance, She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy became…..

He thinks my callin's sexy
It really turns him on

He's always gobblin at me
While I'm cuttin along

He likes the way I'm purring
While I'm scratching at the leaves

He's even kinda crazy about my ol' kee kee's

I'm the only one that really understands what's gets him
He thinks my callin's sexy.
Well, that’s certainly creative.
 
I like to change songs. For instance, She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy became…..

He thinks my callin's sexy
It really turns him on

He's always gobblin at me
While I'm cuttin along

He likes the way I'm purring
While I'm scratching at the leaves

He's even kinda crazy about my ol' kee kee's

I'm the only one that really understands what's gets him
He thinks my callin's sexy.
You and my dad, lol.
 
I wrote this in the stand early one morning a few years back. I’m sure all us Whitetail Hunters can relate.

“Moon shadows fade as a murky dawn light rises. It’s getting clearer by the minute, still shapes hold no form. The ground teems and moves, or does it? Is that the beast I seek, standing in full array? Moving slightly, head bobbing or a dancing shadow here to play? I can’t tell.”
Needs one last line…

“Nope, It’s a dang squirrel I yell…”
 
Christmas in Dixie……

By now at the Equator, the sun has passed below
And up in Manitoba, the jet stream’s dipping low
And, maybe in the Rockies, the Aspen leaves are bright
And here in God’s Country, there's peace on earth tonight

Deer Season in Dixie, there's grunting’ in the pines
It’s October here in Dixie, to everyone’s delight

Leaves have started turning. Batchelor groups are done.
There's magic in the Southland. The bucks are on the move.
Out in Mississippi, up to Caroline
And all across the Southland, it's our favorite time

Deer Season in Dixie, there’s gruntin' in the pines
It’s October here in Dixie, to everyone’s delight
 
I like to change songs. For instance, She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy became…..

He thinks my callin's sexy
It really turns him on

He's always gobblin at me
While I'm cuttin along

He likes the way I'm purring
While I'm scratching at the leaves

He's even kinda crazy about my ol' kee kee's

I'm the only one that really understands what's gets him
He thinks my callin's sexy.
We changed up the chorus for one to kick off hunting season on the dove opener...

Sky Crappie in flight
Bacon wrapped delight
 
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