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The No-Shame Thread

I also bought a Butt-Out as a joke. I did try it. Once. That was enough.

Which reminds me. My hunting buddy was explaining to his teenage son how you go about cutting around the deer's tailpipe. You know, the whole "you stick your finger in there so you can feel the knife blade as you cut around it" bit. The look on his son's face was priceless when I told him I figured out a method where I could use two hands.
 
I also bought a Butt-Out as a joke. I did try it. Once. That was enough.

Which reminds me. My hunting buddy was explaining to his teenage son how you go about cutting around the deer's tailpipe. You know, the whole "you stick your finger in there so you can feel the knife blade as you cut around it" bit. The look on his son's face was priceless when I told him I figured out a method where I could use two hands.
When i take my brother in law hunting, I am absolutely doing that to him. Holy crap
 
On the toilet paper topic - why does cheap toilet paper exist? Frankly it scares me that it does. You end up using considerably more to get the job done than the good stuff.

if it still exists, that’s because there’s demand. If there’s demand, it means someone to inks it works fine. Which means they wipe the same way/amount they do with the good stuff. Which means there’s thousands of poopie hands out there.
 
I kinda want a warm water bedit (be-day). I have a friend that has one and he says it’s game changing

It's about time America gets on board with bidets. Literally every other foreign country I've been to has them and they are great. One might say, we are way behind in this asspect.

I was contemplating a post that simply said: BIDET 2020

...butt I was afraid it would get taken down for being too poo-litical...
 
It's about time America gets on board with bidets. Literally every other foreign country I've been to has them and they are great. One might say, we are way behind in this asspect.

I contemplating a post that simply said: BIDET 2020

...butt I was afraid it would get taken down for being too poo-litical...
I approve this message.
 
On the toilet paper topic - why does cheap toilet paper exist? Frankly it scares me that it does. You end up using considerably more to get the job done than the good stuff.

if it still exists, that’s because there’s demand. If there’s demand, it means someone to inks it works fine. Which means they wipe the same way/amount they do with the good stuff. Which means there’s thousands of poopie hands out there.
My uncle is a fabulous story teller. One day I wanna record him telling why he divorced his wife. Apparently he told her that while they were poor, he was pretty sure he made enough money that she could buy 2 ply. He said he wasn't pulling his finger out of his azz again.

"We divorced next week."
 
I have always wanted to try doe milk, but can't figure out how to get to in without sucking a tittie or sticking a knife in and udder and spilling it everywhere. Also have no idea if pasteurization is really all that important and I'm risking some terrible illness or not. I've never read of or talked to someone who did it.

They say it's really high in fat content, which i imagine I'd quite like. I like cow milk and goat milk, so I can't imagine it'd be horrible.
If you can eat a raw heart... you can probably drink the milk. Pastuerization is just as much about shelf life by eliminating existing bacteria and enzymes than it is pathogens. People have been drinking it raw since time immemorial. I think much like ground meat vs steaks, pasteurization now is required for safety usually because of how our processing system works and the introduction of salmonella/listeria from commonly used equipment/facilities etc where these pathogens can seed and grow.
 
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