So, while we are talking about doo doo and #2, here is one I almost feel bad about. I hunt a piece of public that also gets absolutely HAMMERED by bird hunters (and I've taken a ton of deer out of there too, different topic though.) I'm a notoriously early to arrive hunter. I get to this spot and have started to get ready when nature calls. I walk into the woods a little in the pitch black, pick a tree, dig a little cat hole and proceed to make a hefty deposit (read 10 lbs of crap in a 5 lb bag.) I clean up, then go move the truck a little because I am apparently downwind of the aforementioned hazardous waste disposal area. I finish getting ready and head in and settle in for a quick hunt in this super pinch point before the bird hunters show up. About 8:30 I very faintly hear a door slam. About 8:31:18 I hear much louder "What the f***!!! OH MY GOD!!! Please don't!! What the hell!!" Followed up by stuff I couldn't hear. Typically when I hear the bird hunters show I know I've got about 1/2 hour left. However, on this day no one showed to push the fields (although I thought I heard a truck door close and some LOUD yelling). After my hunt finished, I head out to the truck, only to find my deposit appears to have been excavated, and ROLLED IN!! Only thing I can think of is some guy parked where I originally was (remember I was downwind) and his dog smelled, tracked down, dug up and had a good roll around in my morning deuce.