I want a Mazda Miata.
My wife is taller than me with longer arms, she put stuff she knows I want out of my reach just to mess with me, and I rather go do something else or use something else than ask her for help or get a step stool.
2 of my girls first solid food was dog food that they found off the floor learning to crawl.
I want s LWCG .5 stand but dont want to pay for it in regards to contemptment from wife for the rest of my life. Been hoarding my lunch allowance for it, might be able to afford it by 2023. Then come out with a back story about how I found it on craiglist for cheap hoping she buy it.