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All day sits and pooping

Nice lunch break read! I can't do without breakfast or coffee in the morning. I know my body and as long as I get up early enough to eat and have coffee I can go before I leave the house or go close to the truck when I pull up. Luckily I don't hunt crowded parking lots.
 
Nutterbuster said:
If I crapped 3 times in an hour, i would DEFINITELY not proceed to partake in activities that require grunting and straining like some of the more "creative" climbing methods.
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I don’t drink as much beer and pickled pigeon eggs as you do so I am fine after the 3rd poop.
 
Skipping out on coffee is a bad idea. Me not having my morning loading dose of caffeine combined with having a weapon or two readily available, now that’s a way to end up in big trouble.
 
I have a hard enough time pooping at ground level in the woods and not getting crap on me. I just say no to poop at hunting height, which led me to found the NPHH foundation. A foundation for people who don’t poop good.
 

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DelaWhere_Arrow said:
Drink all the coffee you need at least two hours before you hit the woods, and try to poop at least once during that time. John Eberhart poops in a ziploc right in the tree then carries it out with him. Slides his saddle down below his butt and catches a Cleveland Steamer right in the ol’ freezer bag, still tethered in. I’m not man enough for that; I have to plan ahead for poop.
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Absolutely ridiculous.
 
Nutterbuster said:
If I crapped 3 times in an hour, i would DEFINITELY not proceed to partake in activities that require grunting and straining like some of the more "creative" climbing methods.
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Counterpoint - if you'd crapped 3 times in an hour...wouldn't you be nice and cleaned out? Light on your feet and agile like a cat?
 
I drink coffee and eat on my way to a hunt, and then I don't walk in until I've relieved myself. Then while on stand I drink water and eat the bare minimum amount (drink more water when hot, obviously).
 
I go before I leave home. After that my bowels shut down, even if I have coffee and food on the way. Its the same when I go camping, if it's unfamiliar territory (not my bathroom at home), I'm not going. In the tree I barely eat or drink anything. Never thought I'd be able to spend the entire day in a tree and barely drink or eat anything, but I can.
 
This has been some of the best read in a while. Not that I care what other people's bowels are doing. But how openly this gets discussed and the one liners. Seems we don't need the no shame thread for this kinda stuff..
 
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