Maybe its because of the crazy sh&t you all do to climb trees!
I have a spot where pre set steps keep getting stolen. I think I'm going to pre-set a trampoline in the woods and then have some wildedge steps set starting at about 12 feet up (you know, so no one can steal the bottom ones). Then, I'm going to hook up a knaider / swaider. I'll take a running jump onto the trampoline and (while in the air) I'll lift my right leg a bit so the knaider and swaider land just right on the first wild edge step.
It'll be hard in the dark, but I think I can do it. And, I'll wear a lineman's belt as a back up.
Or maybe use the trampoline and one stick and just bear hug the tree and start one sticking when I hit it....