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Jokes and Memes - NO POLITICS
- Thread starter MattMan81
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They finally captured Bigfoot?
No dude.... After saying I was a little chilly last season my wife thought it was a nice early Christmas present. I have a sneaking suspicion she wants someone to kill me
DB4x4
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My grandpa had tears in his eyes when I gave him his 70th birthday card. He laughed and said one would've been enough.
DB4x4
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My grandpa was in the Marines during the war. He always used to say, "Sometimes you gotta fight fire with fire!"
... Which explains why he got kicked out of the local volunteer fire department.
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My grandpa gave the best life advice. One of my favorites was, "When one door closes, another door opens."
... Lovely man, terrible cabinet maker.
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Some day, when I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandpa did...
... Not screaming in horror like the rest of the people in his car.
My wife always introduce me to people as her first husband. She said it is to remind me to keep my game up because I can be easily replaced.
Couple weeks ago I was complaining about having to wash my ropes kinda mumbling to myself.....then Sunday outta the blue she offered to wash my rappel rope.....I was packing it back up and noticed this. What do u guys think?...is she trying to be rid of me?
Do you have life insurance?
I don't even have car insurance
Count the number to words you post on this site daily versus the number of words you actually talk to your wife daily. Based on the result (which you can interpret for yourself), she is either jealous and acting out. Or she is 'cutting' her loses and moving on.
Yeah....we don't speak
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Oh really [grabbing notepad]? Why's that?
your not married. I can tell.
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Oh, I've been happily married for 25 years. I was married in 1989.
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Fuse Dude
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Not all heroes wear capes, but maybe caps....