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The No-Shame Thread

Hogtooth

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I have picked up deer poop Smelled it, Squashed it and inspected it to try and figure out what they have been feeding on. I never have figured it out but I still do it. even though I feel weird playing with pooo.
 

DB4x4

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I approve this message.

My friends all made fun of me when they saw the bidet that I installed at my house. I told them, "Let me put this into terms you idiot rednecks can understand. If you took your truck out muddin' and wanted to clean it off afterwards, would you wipe it down with a dry rag or spray it with a hose."

They all still laughed and made fun of me...

...until the great TP shortage of 2020. Then I texted them and said, "Who's laughing now MFers?" :laughing:
 

DB4x4

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I have picked up deer poop Smelled it, Squashed it and inspected it to try and figure out what they have been feeding on. I never have figured it out but I still do it. even though I feel weird playing with pooo.

"Hmm, no corn? That's odd..."
 
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Bama_Xander

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I love shooting small bucks-
Me too. I just love shooting deer in general. I like the kill part. I have never felt remorse. I hate when people say they harvested a deer. I don’t harvest deer cause I sure didn’t plant them.

I sometimes throw people off when I tell them I murdered a deer or plan to go murder one. But let’s be honest, it’s a more accurate description. I literally have been spying on them and following them and their sign and then and I sneak up or wait on them in their home and kill them in front of their children. It’s totally pre-meditated as well. Been thinking about it and planning it for days and weeks on end.
 

Bama_Xander

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Me too. I just love shooting deer in general. I like the kill part. I have never felt remorse. I hate when people say they harvested a deer. I don’t harvest deer cause I sure didn’t plant them.

I sometimes throw people off when I tell them I murdered a deer or plan to go murder one. But let’s be honest, it’s a more accurate description. I literally have been spying on them and following them and their sign and then and I sneak up or wait on them in their home and kill them in front of their children. It’s totally pre-meditated as well. Been thinking about it and planning it for days and weeks on end.
But I also have the shame of once using the “harvesting” terminology before I became convicted and enlightened. :tearsofjoy:
 
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mattsteg

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I have picked up deer poop Smelled it, Squashed it and inspected it to try and figure out what they have been feeding on. I never have figured it out but I still do it. even though I feel weird playing with pooo.
I hear tasting will help you with that answer.
 

Chickenhawk

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Me too. I just love shooting deer in general. I like the kill part. I have never felt remorse. I hate when people say they harvested a deer. I don’t harvest deer cause I sure didn’t plant them.

I sometimes throw people off when I tell them I murdered a deer or plan to go murder one. But let’s be honest, it’s a more accurate description. I literally have been spying on them and following them and their sign and then and I sneak up or wait on them in their home and kill them in front of their children. It’s totally pre-meditated as well. Been thinking about it and planning it for days and weeks on end.
That's hilarious . If you don't mind, I'm gonna steal that line about "murder"

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Mschmeiske

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Me too. I just love shooting deer in general. I like the kill part. I have never felt remorse. I hate when people say they harvested a deer. I don’t harvest deer cause I sure didn’t plant them.

I sometimes throw people off when I tell them I murdered a deer or plan to go murder one. But let’s be honest, it’s a more accurate description. I literally have been spying on them and following them and their sign and then and I sneak up or wait on them in their home and kill them in front of their children. It’s totally pre-meditated as well. Been thinking about it and planning it for days and weeks on end.

What are your neighbors names? I think they should know Ted Bundy’s long lost cousin may be living near by!:sweatsmile::tearsofjoy:
 

Nutterbuster

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Where the skys are so blue!
Me too. I just love shooting deer in general. I like the kill part. I have never felt remorse. I hate when people say they harvested a deer. I don’t harvest deer cause I sure didn’t plant them.

I sometimes throw people off when I tell them I murdered a deer or plan to go murder one. But let’s be honest, it’s a more accurate description. I literally have been spying on them and following them and their sign and then and I sneak up or wait on them in their home and kill them in front of their children. It’s totally pre-meditated as well. Been thinking about it and planning it for days and weeks on end.
Yep. Key difference is they're odocoileus virginianus and not homo sapiens. Sounds obvious, but deer aren't people and we don't have the ethical obligation to treat them as such.

I'm with ya on loving me some deer murder.
 

gcr0003

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Murder is defined as an human unlawfully killing another human. Deer are not humans therefore you’re just killing them. Glad y’all got some animals to kill otherwise I’d be worried.
 

Bach55

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Sometimes I go through all of the effort to negotiate time away from family, drive to a hunting spot, get all setup, etc only to pass on a doe because I don’t want to mess with the aftermath (getting it out of the field, processing, etc). Seems to defeat the purpose, but I still always drive home with a smile on my face!!
 

Ckwilli

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I hate that JB is p elect.
I also feel bad hunting without my kids.
I do hunt a lot without my kids.
Wished my wife liked the outdoors more.
I don't sit to pee like a girl does.
I do wear crocs.
I do spend way to much money on trying new saddle stuff.
I do like having a separate bow season(@Nutterbuster).
I use Amsteel for a lot of stuff.
I almost never follow manufacturers instructions or recommendations.
I fell in crocs once and gave myself a concussion. I was wearing them in the snow. BTW, Veggie burgers are quite good
 

kbetts

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My LW climber is super efficient where I live.

Bourbon Is awesome. Even more so, my girlfriend loves it as well.

Keystone Light is a staple.
Crisp, clean, citrus hoppy beer is my favorite.

No man buns.....and I have glorious long hair.

I‘m pissed because I’ve been on call all week and it’s 70 and raining.
 
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