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The Purge: Hunters Edition

Other than hunting posted lands that are not currently an option, nothing else comes to mind.

To your seagulls comment, feed them chunks of alka seltzer and watch them slowly spiral down as it mixes with gastric juices and expands. I have been told it works very well, especially by one hotel that told me I had to leave due to such events.
 
Bwhana said:
Other than hunting posted lands that are not currently an option, nothing else comes to mind.

To your seagulls comment, feed them chunks of alka seltzer and watch them slowly spiral down as it mixes with gastric juices and expands. I have been told it works very well, especially by one hotel that told me I had to leave due to such events.
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Something to be proud of.
 
Plebe said:
Something to be proud of.
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Didn’t say I was proud or not of it, and did not state when it occurred. I just stated facts that pertained to the seagulls and a related experience.

So based on that comment you were perfect as a teen and never did any stupid teen things? Just you and Jesus, I guess. Good for you.
 
Bwhana said:
Didn’t say I was proud or not of it, and did not state when it occurred. I just stated facts that pertained to the seagulls and a related experience.

So based on that comment you were perfect as a teen and never did any stupid teen things? Just you and Jesus, I guess. Good for you.
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Oh, your contrition is evident, as you recommend it all these years later, having a laugh on memory lane.
 
I’d set traps and snares and baited hooks for fur bearers and let them suffer and drown or chew their legs off and starve and dehydrate for days at a time then on purge day go shoot ‘em so I can wear their skin like a suit or sell them for 6.00.

Wait, this is almost like blowing up a sea gull for giggles. Cept you don’t sell them.
 
I’d shoot all the deer in my neighborhood for sure over a massive pile of bait to bring ‘em in over and over again…..from my kids bedroom window while proned out on his bed.

then I’d head over to a local college and hit up a soccer field that has some monster deer that are normally off limits.

there’s plenty of other things I could come up with but this is just the start of year one.
 
kyler1945 said:
I’d set traps and snares and baited hooks for fur bearers and let them suffer and drown or chew their legs off and starve and dehydrate for days at a time then on purge day go shoot ‘em so I can wear their skin like a suit or sell them for 6.00.

Wait, this is almost like blowing up a sea gull for giggles. Cept you don’t sell them.
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And afterword you'd ...."enjoy holding the bone of a steak, that (you) took home "for the dog", with both hands and gnawing on it in (your) underwear on the couch more than (you) did knife and fork at a restaurant."

We get it.
 
Plebe said:
Sorry to be the Debby Downer, just not wired that way. I'll have my suds with the folks not boasting about blowing seagulls up for giggles.
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I get it, but in many areas they are truly a nuisance….like the mice of the avian world. The poor mice just aren’t protected!!!
 
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