The Purge: Hunters Edition

[kyler1945]

If I’m gonna pay to go on a hunt to Alaska, I think I’d pick purge day.

I could notch a couple once in a lifetime tags and bring home a few thousand pounds of reindeer pulp.

 

[boyne bowhunter]

I'm just heading out with the bow for an extra day/night of late season whitetail hunting . . . pretty simple but its where I'm at.

 

[Bwhana]

Other than hunting posted lands that are not currently an option, nothing else comes to mind.

To your seagulls comment, feed them chunks of alka seltzer and watch them slowly spiral down as it mixes with gastric juices and expands. I have been told it works very well, especially by one hotel that told me I had to leave due to such events.

 

[Loopwing]

Purge day.... I am getting my club and finding some seals!

Oh yeah and all my arrows will have pods...... On purge day too

 

[Plebe]

Other than hunting posted lands that are not currently an option, nothing else comes to mind.

To your seagulls comment, feed them chunks of alka seltzer and watch them slowly spiral down as it mixes with gastric juices and expands. I have been told it works very well, especially by one hotel that told me I had to leave due to such events.

Something to be proud of.

 

[Weldabeast]

Loading up the bow and going to the zoo or lion country safari, once back to unload Ill grab the fishing pole and going to marine land or SeaWorld

 

[The_Fit_Ness_Monster]

I wanna shoot a hippo or an elephant with an AT4. Closest I can get to that here is tanerite on a propane bottle under a corn pile for hogs.

 

[JBDaddy]

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It has been a dream since childhood.

 

[JBDaddy]

Loading up the bow and going to the zoo or lion country safari, once back to unload Ill grab the fishing pole and going to marine land or SeaWorld

I noticed once that the Toledo Zoo has a no firearms policy, but they say nothing about bows.

 

[Bwhana]

Something to be proud of.

Didn’t say I was proud or not of it, and did not state when it occurred. I just stated facts that pertained to the seagulls and a related experience.

So based on that comment you were perfect as a teen and never did any stupid teen things? Just you and Jesus, I guess. Good for you.

 

[Plebe]

Didn’t say I was proud or not of it, and did not state when it occurred. I just stated facts that pertained to the seagulls and a related experience.

So based on that comment you were perfect as a teen and never did any stupid teen things? Just you and Jesus, I guess. Good for you.

Oh, your contrition is evident, as you recommend it all these years later, having a laugh on memory lane.

 

[lawrence]

Ok so the university has this black powder cannon….

 

[woodsdog2]

Oh, your contrition is evident, as you recommend it all these years later, having a laugh on memory lane.

Come on Man…..this is like campfire talk after a few suds…. Lighten up my friend.

 

[Plebe]

Come on Man…..this is like campfire talk after a few suds…. Lighten up my friend.

Sorry to be the Debby Downer, just not wired that way. I'll have my suds with the folks not boasting about blowing seagulls up for giggles.

 

[WoodyNC]

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It has been a dream since childhood.

Used #1 back in 1993 outside Mogadishu, wart hogs were easy with this, dic dice not easy, even at 4K rounds a minute they just ran out and kept going. May have been doing it from a Blackhawk helicopter. Still it was fun, LOL

 

[kyler1945]

I’d set traps and snares and baited hooks for fur bearers and let them suffer and drown or chew their legs off and starve and dehydrate for days at a time then on purge day go shoot ‘em so I can wear their skin like a suit or sell them for 6.00.

Wait, this is almost like blowing up a sea gull for giggles. Cept you don’t sell them.

 

[ketch22]

I’d shoot all the deer in my neighborhood for sure over a massive pile of bait to bring ‘em in over and over again…..from my kids bedroom window while proned out on his bed.

then I’d head over to a local college and hit up a soccer field that has some monster deer that are normally off limits.

there’s plenty of other things I could come up with but this is just the start of year one.

 

[Plebe]

I’d set traps and snares and baited hooks for fur bearers and let them suffer and drown or chew their legs off and starve and dehydrate for days at a time then on purge day go shoot ‘em so I can wear their skin like a suit or sell them for 6.00.

Wait, this is almost like blowing up a sea gull for giggles. Cept you don’t sell them.

And afterword you'd ...."enjoy holding the bone of a steak, that (you) took home "for the dog", with both hands and gnawing on it in (your) underwear on the couch more than (you) did knife and fork at a restaurant."

We get it.

 

[woodsdog2]

Sorry to be the Debby Downer, just not wired that way. I'll have my suds with the folks not boasting about blowing seagulls up for giggles.

I get it, but in many areas they are truly a nuisance….like the mice of the avian world. The poor mice just aren’t protected!!!

 

[Weldabeast]

If I can commandeer a sufficient boat we're going on a manatee hunt that evening