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Who has the best wife?

Nutterbuster said:
Unless there's a parrot about...
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Not 100% accurate. I left that woman alone until she would not quit messing with me. Some people can't walk by a hornet's nest without poking it with a stick. This Woman's eyes are so far apart that after she gets stung five or six times she'll go back and take another swing at it. She will learn eventually or get stung to death. Speaking of wives if I was married to that woman, I would have committed suicide long time ago.
 
denots said:
Not 100% accurate. I left that woman alone until she would not quit messing with me. Some people can't walk by a hornet's nest without poking it with a stick. This Woman's eyes are so far apart that after she gets stung five or six times she'll go back and take another swing at it. She will learn eventually or get stung to death. Speaking of wives if I was married to that woman, I would have committed suicide long time ago.
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denots said:
Not funny to make jokes about another man's woman. Thats a good way to get someone to drive across the country to stomp a mud hole out of you.
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Truth...I may not drive to say California (live in Illinois) but I'd pay close attention to any trips made in the future and if I was within 100 miles...well who knows.
 
Let me clarify...I have a relative who made a threat to me and MY FAMILY. He was stupid, a bully and just plain slow. What he didn't realize that after he left that message on my phone, I busted out the credit card to fly to his location and to seriously hurt, maim or if I had to kill him. My wife literally came home as i was speaking to the airlines and was about to send off the card number after the airlines would send the flight info. I put them on hold as my wife was asking what I was doing. Told her what the person had said and what I was going to do. She calmly walked over and grabbed my cell and hung up. Calmed me down to the point I was rationale.

Now, I realize that this entire thread is tongue in cheek and that comment above was as well. Before someone tells me to calm my britches down.
 
I have a great faithful wife. BUUUUTTTTTTT nope on hunting a lot. nope on weekends all spend hunting. Nope on eating or cooking venison. Nope on cooking food for me to go hunting. nope on not spending a lot on cloths and stuff. BUUUUUUTTTTT other than that she is a great wife, beautiful and smart . Been the best 21 years of my life, so I think ill keep her. We kinda trade out shopping trips for hunting trips LOL.
 
This thread hits home. My ex and I called it after almost 14 years last September. She had manipulated me to the point that I felt guilty doing what I loved. To keep from arguing, I stopped putting time in. Truth is, it took all of last year until now until I felt semi normal. I lost myself. Became edgy, irritable, etc.

I’m finally getting back to myself. We all change, just don’t change into someone the self isn’t happy with. My girlfriend is a life changer. She’s never been around hunting, but thinks watching me shoot my trad bows is the sexiest thing around. Having a masters in nutrition, she’s also all about nature’s clean protein. So far, it’s been wonderful. We’ll see how she fares as “the grind” is getting ready to start. At 44, I feel like I have a real partner after all these years.
 
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Sgt. Beardface said:
We didn’t do a prenup, so there is no her stuff, just our stuff. And there ain’t much left. We already sold her car last year, and I came into a nice windfall off of that sale to find the new bow, saddle, sticks, and the such. The single cab F150 makes it hard with three kids in Illinois, but it’s what we gotta do till she finds a better job. We just had a talk about where she could start limiting her spending a bit more to help out. Good idea though. Any other ideas recommended?

Thanks again.
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It' a lazy man who can't find his wife a second job.
 
slydog said:
It' a lazy man who can't find his wife a second job.
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I found her one, she just ain’t a big fan of the hours or having an alias like Vixen, or Cherry. I keep telling her that it’s exactly like being Superman except when you come out of the phone booth you forgot your suit and your super suit in there.
 
parkersdad said:
This is not my wife I just found a random picture on the internet. I wanted to see if I could get anyone to say something funny


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What's really funny is some of the beautiful wives people have who turn out to be a real train wreck.
 
I've been married to my first wife for 31 yrs as well. Super supportive and have her fully trained now, keeps asking when I'm going on a hunting trip again. Warning @Nutterbuster (since you mentioned the boyfriend) that seems all fine and dandy until your boys turn out to be 6' 4" tall like mine. Neither of us are anywhere near that, so.....

Seriously, have a great wife and couldn't ask for more, except that her parents shoukd have been rich and left us lots of money and a 5,000 acre farm in Iowa!
 
33 yrs married.
13 years Military Wife. I was gone a lot of those
9 deployments
I spent 15 years after the military as a road warrior.7 month a year gone.
3 wonder full kids. All grown productive members of society.
Not 1 bounced check
Completely supportive of hunting
Grinds deer meat (it's a family affair here)
And...she a hotty.
Winner winner, chicken dinner


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always89y said:
33 yrs married.
13 years Military Wife. I was gone a lot of those
9 deployments
I spent 15 years after the military as a road warrior.7 month a year gone.
3 wonder full kids. All grown productive members of society.
Not 1 bounced check
Completely supportive of hunting
Grinds deer meat (it's a family affair here)
And...she a hotty.
Winner winner, chicken dinner


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It seems you’re punching above your weight class.

Al right brother, keep on keeping on!

Communication to her about you being “winner winner, chicken dinner” in the lucky spouse contest will bring about even greater dividends.
 
sojourner said:
It seems you’re punching above your weight class.

Al right brother, keep on keeping on!

Communication to her about you being “winner winner, chicken dinner” in the lucky spouse contest will bring about even greater dividends.
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I tried that . . .it didn't work for me . . .:(
 
sojourner said:
It seems you’re punching above your weight class.

Al right brother, keep on keeping on!

Communication to her about you being “winner winner, chicken dinner” in the lucky spouse contest will bring about even greater dividends.
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Yes sir, I'm WAY out of my league

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