Hey whoever is on your team is gonna get a kick ass team avatar. Team 12!!!!
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2021 Trash Talk!!
- Thread starter MattMan81
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Hey whoever is on your team is gonna get a kick ass team avatar. Team 12!!!!
Funny you should say that…. Just caught it today
My boss knows I ain't working from October through December unless they NEED me...
Then u got no excuse....better be posting some big numbers for ur team
As of right now my season looks pretty crappy...6 days is all I have currently...Im gonna have to try to pull some magic outta my butt
I've heard florida hunters have issues with hobos in the woods maybe you could pursue that career change and then hunt more.
If I didn't have family obligations I would make an excellent hobo
Is that available only with the super-premium package? I can't find it in my subscription.
That’s all you can come up with for the 2021 Contest “Trash Talk” thread ?!?!? Pa-Leeze!
Step aside posers, your wobbly aims and limp sticks aren’t gonna nail nothin’ this season except the dirt. While you’re giving the trophy bucks a good laugh and educating fawns on how to avoid pathetic wannabes, my team’s taking home the venison, the antlers, and the contest trophy - so run your diapered bottoms home and cry to your mommas - losers! Bwwwaaaaahhhhhh!
Step aside posers, your wobbly aims and limp sticks aren’t gonna nail nothin’ this season except the dirt. While you’re giving the trophy bucks a good laugh and educating fawns on how to avoid pathetic wannabes, my team’s taking home the venison, the antlers, and the contest trophy - so run your diapered bottoms home and cry to your mommas - losers! Bwwwaaaaahhhhhh!
Yeah. But if I hit dirt I'm getting 20" of penatration with my high FOC, state of art bow, matching camo, and lastest saddle gear. Who needs trophy deer when I got a trophy wife. She likes them super tender loins better any way. She says shoot the little ones and be home in time for a real adventure. So enjoy grabbing those deer balls when your cleaning em. Cause no one gonna be grabbing yours.
Is your wife’s name the ranch fairy? I’d imagine that’d be the only thing that would respect the FOC you’re rocking.
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I’ll take John RB on my team. I think he quietly kills as many as nutterbuster does a year. This trash talk would be a lot easier if I knew who the enemies, I mean opponents were.
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Go on and revel in your “lastest” saddle gear and keep prissin’ around in your fashionista camo lettin’ your p-whipped man-shell take instructions from your “trophy” boss.
I heard she likes the “little ones” ‘cause that’s all she’s ever known, but that’ll change when she dumps the loser’s team to come party with the winners and marvels in the fact that her hands can’t wrap all the way around her new man’s trophy!
Hello? Where am I? Did someone say TRASH TALK? Well, i practice THAT all summer on the golf course... it's the BEST part of my game!!
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Knowing I am newer to this forum, and not knowing many of you and also not wanting to ruffle any feathers.... I think I would like to be on @Weldabeast team. He seems like the brains in this forum. I heard last year he did all his hunting a night with a silenced 22 and a spotlight out of the truck. @Weldabeast is a work smarter not harder kinda fella. I also heard @Nutterbuster just drove up and down the interstate taking pictures with roadkill deer to submit in last years contest so I would be comfortable on his team as well. The team I don’t want to be on is @rhagenw who I heard got caught wearing his two piece saddle backwards while in the tree... he said it works great in his high heels sharpened to a point (picture that climb)... little to weird for me.
well fellas...good luck this year.
well fellas...good luck this year.
Your trophy wife told us you couldn’t get 20” of penetration even if you pumped your hips 20 times. Save the bedroom talk for your boyfriend