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All day sits and pooping

After reading this, I'll never look at a public land parking area the same ever again...

... And I'll be hyper aware of where I step. :tearsofjoy:
 
DelaWhere_Arrow said:
Drink all the coffee you need at least two hours before you hit the woods, and try to poop at least once during that time. John Eberhart poops in a ziploc right in the tree then carries it out with him. Slides his saddle down below his butt and catches a Cleveland Steamer right in the ol’ freezer bag, still tethered in. I’m not man enough for that; I have to plan ahead for poop.
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Sorry but no.
 
MattMan81 said:
Not that I care what other people's bowels are doing
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Brother, since I quit alcohol, curbed my caffeine consumption, and started eating 4-5 servings of veggies and taking a psyllium husk supplement...I could sell a subscription service of pics of what my bowels doing.

I'm talking one silky-smooth, continuous poo with no butt-splash that doesn't even need a wipe-up and is over in less time than it takes to describe. Every morning exactly 10 minutes after I roll out of bed.
 
Nutterbuster said:
Brother, since I quit alcohol, curbed my caffeine consumption, and started eating 4-5 servings of veggies and taking a psyllium husk supplement...I could sell a subscription service of pics of what my bowels doing.

I'm talking one silky-smooth, continuous poo with no butt-splash that doesn't even need a wipe-up and is over in less time than it takes to describe. Every morning exactly 10 minutes after I roll out of bed.
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This thread made my morning…and my bowels rumble


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Blacksmith said:
All I Know is if you caught your wife discussing such matters on face book w/ the sewing club, you'd say she was crazy. Yet here's grown men in crocs talking about taking a crap in the woods w/ Wal Mart baby wipes. Where have we gone wrong??
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I would not be caught dead with Wal Mart brand ..... all the cool kids are using the 12 pack box of 100 wipes from Costco
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Wake up at 4 AM, drink a luvel chocolate milk and eat a honey bun. Guarentee crap in less than 20 min, emptying everything out, even if you sat on a screen door.
Well, I'm lactose intolerance though, lol
 
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It never fails. It doesn’t matter where I go hunting. When I get to the parking spot I have to, and I mean like jump out and go before I poop my pants. It must be a mental thing. I have taken one sky drop from the saddle. I didn’t think I had time to climb down lol.


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aclawrence said:
It never fails. It doesn’t matter where I go hunting. When I get to the parking spot I have to, and I mean like jump out and go before I poop my pants. It must be a mental thing. I have taken one sky drop from the saddle. I didn’t think I had time to climb down lol.


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I think a small mod to the transformer & it may be the perfect saddle for the task
 
Take a 1 1/2 gallon ZipLok bag and either slide your saddle down to your knees or up under your armpits and go in the bag and after you wipe seal it all up and put in your pack. Done it many times and it isn't that difficult.
 
John Eberhart said:
Take a 1 1/2 gallon ZipLok bag and either slide your saddle down to your knees or up under your armpits and go in the bag and after you wipe seal it all up and put in your pack. Done it many times and it isn't that difficult.
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Hey Sweetheart, what's in the bag?

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LOL
 
I mean, its poop, sometimes you just gotta let it ride. I, personally, feel this is overthinking..... sleep when you need to sleep, eat when you gotta eat, and go "you know" when you gotta go, and just keep running!!!!!!!
 
John Eberhart said:
Take a 1 1/2 gallon ZipLok bag and either slide your saddle down to your knees or up under your armpits and go in the bag and after you wipe seal it all up and put in your pack. Done it many times and it isn't that difficult.
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John you haven't posted much on here it seems in a while. But laughing this is the one you chose to chime in on. Lol. :)
 
If I crapped in a bag and carried it around for a part of my day I'd be pretty proud of myself too...alas, I am a lowly cat hole digger....
 
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