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Yeahhhhhh buddy. It’s hell with submarine turbine tinnitus….
 
We come to your house, on Friday, dressed like cops, arrest you in handcuffs and take you out the car with flashing blue lights....in front of your wife and tell her we will release you on Tuesday.
This includes a camping fee, fishing license, a tent and free beer. :cool:

Everyday Special $500 :)
 
Serious Problem...Need Help!
I have suspected for some time that my wife is cheating on me. You know, the usual signs of the phone rings, I answer it and the caller hangs up. Plus, she's going out with the girls...a lot. :rolleyes: I've tried to stay awake when she comes home, but usually fall asleep.
Anyway, last night about midnight, I hid in the shed, behind my boat. As she got out of a strange car, she was buttoning her blouse and slipped back into her panties.

It was at that moment, crouched behind my boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine bracket. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the entire thing? o_O
 
If you get into a heated argument with a woman and she pulls out a knife, reach for a jar of mayonnaise.
Her feminine instincts will kick in and she'll fix you a sandwich. :) Problem solved!

Follow Me for More Relationship Advice. :cool:
 
A hipster, a gutter punk, and a rockabilly walk into a bar and all order beers...all at once 3 flys land in each of their drinks....the hipster looks disgusted and complains to the bartender for another.....the punker looks down in his beer, mutters something about che guevara and down the beer fly and all....the rockabilly reaches into his glass, grabs the fly, and starts shaking the fly and yelling give it back u MFer!
 
Exhumis said:
Custom Gear Modifications (@always89y), in concert with @Red Beard debut the Run and Gun platform, guaranteed to be the lightest platform on the market. Pre order yours now, limited production run!
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I have literally that exact stand in the full size version. Can be a little tough to get it really locked in depending on the tree but it is in my top 2 all time favorite stands.
 
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